life problem

[Jeenyuss]

my friend has a dirty car and i don't know what to write on it with my finger

[Superted]

'help, i'm trapped inside the boot'

'i'm a celebrity, follow me'

'beep if you hate bush'

[PH]

Critters of Hollywood.

[ZeUs!!]

I was talking to Grandpa Nick last night, and he was telling me about when he visited his mum last. He took a picture of something on his mobile phone and went to show it to his mum, but he forgot he had slideshow on his phone, so the next picture came up too. The night before he got fairly wrecked and crashed on the floor of his friend Steve's house, and Steve has a fridge with all those magnetic letters on them, so he wrote the filthiest thing he could imagine and took a picture of it: "i cum in steves bloody arse gash", and then probably collapsed or something. To be fairness when his mum asked what that meant he just shrugged and said "what you think it means"

He also told me about his friend Dave. Dave used to be into chemicals in a big way. He was the chief pharmacist for Boots (Boots are a chain of chemists on British high streets), and he used to mix up these chemicals at work and take them home. Over time this slowly drove him mental, to the extent to which he was actually committed to a looney bin somewhere outside Luton. To her credit his girlfriend stuck by him through all this, and she actually met his parents for the first time while they were both sitting by his bedside. What you have to remember is Dave was properly mental, and his girlfriend and parents had just met. Dave leans over to his parents and says "I'm really sorry I think I've got AIDS", to which his parents replied "oh, why's that?", "I've had unprotected anal sex with Sarah"

All names have been changed in case in some complete freak accident they google their first names and get this

[Golden Sun 1]

ur so considerate zeus

[Golden Sun 1]

put "i wish my wife was this dirty"

[Ashlee]

You could always advertise for axe body spray

[Pearl Jam]

"I brake for fresh twat"

[eehh]

wash me ?

[Kim]

SMD NOOBIES?

[404 Not Found]

put "i wish my wife was this dirty"

That's excellent!!! hehehe I will have to borrow that for my next dirty car.

[GHB]

a smilie ldsmile:

[Nockm]

Ones I remember seeing a few times:

"clean me"
"I also come in white"

[RoDNeY]

get him in trouble with his gf

[Dant-Zu]

wash me ?

I saw a dirty car and it had that text (only in Finnish) and I laughed at it and my friend took a picture of that car and it was a happy day and then we went to eat some pizza.