BRISTOL, England -- The company behind the new "Wallace and Gromit" film said Monday its "entire history" has been destroyed in a fire at a warehouse containing props and sets.
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Originally posted by Jeenyuss
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Aardman said the sets and props from its latest film, "Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit," were not caught in the blaze.
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Because when I said 50% it was an exact figure, and not an estimate or even a demonstration of how many jokes I feel relate to a British audience and in turn, how many would confuse foreign audiences. Fuck do you pick people up who say red instead of burgundy too? You'd be great at dinner parties
Originally posted by Facetious
edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
No seriously, that wasn't a cultural slur, although it says a fair bit when you get all defensive whenever someone questions anything to do with your society. I was saying that Wallace and Gromit is such an English institution, the Wensleydale cheese and all that, and the story's littered witha load of small jokes heckling small scale Yorkshire life, that I really can't see it making the transition to... anywhere foreign? It obviously has as its number one in the states, but 25% of the jokes in it probably wizz over your head NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE IGNORANT BUT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT AIMED AT YOU SO DON'T GET DEFENSIVE AGAIN
Originally posted by Facetious
edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
No seriously, that wasn't a cultural slur, although it says a fair bit when you get all defensive whenever someone questions anything to do with your society. I was saying that Wallace and Gromit is such an English institution, the Wensleydale cheese and all that, and the story's littered witha load of small jokes heckling small scale Yorkshire life, that I really can't see it making the transition to... anywhere foreign? It obviously has as its number one in the states, but 25% of the jokes in it probably wizz over your head NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE IGNORANT BUT BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT AIMED AT YOU SO DON'T GET DEFENSIVE AGAIN
Jokes are local, punchlines are universal. In five hundred years, few will remember pirates and less the current movie rating system, but there will be still be a "rated arrrr" joke, maybe "restricted to Eyeeeee level" or "The battleship movie is restricted to group 12A" for you Brits.
People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."
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