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**Pressure Drop** · 10-12-2005, 01:56 PM

i actualy was in a hurry this morning and burnt my toast a wee bit and it reminded me of this thread. Made me laugh

i'm usualy very grumpy in the morning, specialy when i burn my toast.

p.s.

Originally posted by Overburn

the lense aperture is F/2.8 (whatever that means),

Originally posted by http://www.uscoles.com/fstop.htm

f/stop is a ratio. The ratio is between the diameter of the aperture in the lens and the focal length of the lens.

its to control the amount of light the film is exposed too

**Theif of Time** · 10-12-2005, 05:04 PM

in conjunction with shutter speed. Also affects whats in focus.

**Jeenyuss** · 10-12-2005, 05:19 PM

yeah photographics10 was the most useless class ever ONE WEEK OF PHOTOS THE REST OF COLLAGES.

**eehh** · 10-12-2005, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by Send

do you have any sense of humour

AT ALL

i probably dont. now please tell me what the hell that's so bloody funny about this crap!?

Originally posted by Overburn

dont forget that the bit depth is 24, the creation software is ImageReady, the color representation is sRGB, the shutter speed is 1/20 sec, the lense aperture is F/2.8 (whatever that means), the flash mode is No Flash, the focal length is 5 mm, the subect (toast) distance is 271 mm, the exposure time is 1/20 sec, the metering mode is Pattern, and that there is no exposure compensation.

doesnt really matter..

**Theif of Time** · 10-12-2005, 05:46 PM

nothing really matters.

**geekbot** · 10-12-2005, 05:51 PM

Cheese matters. Someone put some cheese on the toast.

**Theif of Time** · 10-12-2005, 08:09 PM

Mild, Edam, Tasty, Smoked, Swiss, Cheddar, Camembert, Feta, or Goat cheese?

**Jeenyuss** · 10-13-2005, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by geekbot

Cheese matters. Someone put some cheese on the toast.

That would be grilled cheese if they grilled it, otherwise it would just be melted cheese on toast.

**Pressure Drop** · 10-13-2005, 03:02 PM

hmmm toasted soda farls with cheese

http://www.irwinsbakery.com/recipies-sodafarl.asp

**Zabuza** · 10-13-2005, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by eehh

i probably dont. now please tell me what the hell that's so bloody funny about this crap!?

HE BURNT HIS TOAST! Jesus! is my homeboy

**dchao** · 10-13-2005, 10:56 PM

lets make sandwiches ghb :wub:

**Krusnik** · 10-13-2005, 10:59 PM

Meh atleast they're better than the ones I made during breakfast. Mine was like totally black, and was falling apart in my hands.

**eehh** · 10-14-2005, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by Zabuza

HE BURNT HIS TOAST!

again, its not he's toast, and why are burned toast so funny?

**geekbot** · 10-14-2005, 04:03 PM

who will help me push eehh into GHB's toaster?

**eehh** · 10-14-2005, 04:42 PM

im to big, or the toaster is to small.. you choose

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