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  • #46
    fuck this, if I ever go lesbian I want a girl who stays in the kitchen pregnant and barefoot and makes me dinner

    (to get pregnant she'll have to sleep with my brother so our children look somewhat like me)

    3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
    3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
    3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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    1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
    1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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    tim> .?squad tim
    BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
    Squad: timo<3ashlee

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    MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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    • #47
      nice face
      nice body
      nice personality
      well, just the first two.
      the price is right, bitch.

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      • #48
        - Good car
        - Great house/ houses
        - Huge bank account with lots of $
        - Without children and close family
        - 2 weeks life expectancy
        - Oh and I must be the one he loves the most and would give everything... literally...
        A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.

        Cyrano de Bergerac

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        • #49
          Smart, Witty, Caring, Honest, Loving, Strong, Beautiful, Inspiring.
          The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

          Originally posted by Richard Creager
          All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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          • #50
            nickname you homo
            can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Nickname
              Smart, Witty, Caring, Honest, Loving, Strong, Beautiful, Inspiring.
              Translation

              Big Boobs, Doesn't Talk Alot, Gives Oral, Doesn't Sleep Around, Gives Oral, Likes to be on the bottom, hot, masturbation material.
              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Arikel
                - Good car
                - Great house/ houses
                - Huge bank account with lots of $
                - Without children and close family
                - 2 weeks life expectancy
                - Oh and I must be the one he loves the most and would give everything... literally...
                Gold-digger...
                I mean finger

                Austin Powers 3...? what?

                Someone athletic, likes the outdoors, has some smarts, goodlooking, high-maintenance as long as i don't have to do too much (i like a girl that takes care of herself), great sense of humor. Likes to do a lot of different things.
                boo...:eek:

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