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How much of a retard can you possibly be? Our "man on the inside," Riesen, investigates!2 - Make school mandatory for everyone, until you're 18, and make it mandatory that you pass with at least a B average. No fucking GEDs, the idiots get by too fucking easy. I'd also make it fucking illegal to be a slut and have sex while you're in school. No more of the, "I have a child to take care of" excuse. Again, idiots. I almost wanted this one to be: Make it mandatory to not be a total fucking moron on the internet. To even begin using it in any form, you have to fill out a simple questionare: "Dude, ______ a fucking idiot." A) UR, ur, u r, etc etc... Your...C) You're. If you chose wrong, you get a life-long ban from the damned internet. Also, if you're ever caught using "ur" or any other stupid shit like that, you're banned. But then I decided to stop it at the schools, because if you don't have a high school diploma, the best you can do is McDonald's Janitor or Famous Rapper, you can't afford the internets on that...Either way, you'd be too stupid to figure out how a computer works anyway.
3 - I'd make the 1st Amendment a law everywhere, that way you crazy missionary types will stop FORCING YOUR FUCKING WILL and INSANE religious beliefs on naive people. And as an adendum to this, I'd make it so that I can make any laws I see fit. As you can tell, it's not like I'd make any insane laws.Originally posted by WardComment
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i would make it illegal to be awake at this time of day
7:00 is fucking evil is what it is5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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Lol. Did you just wake up, or are you just going to bed?Comment
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Speaking for myself, I didn't even bother to go to bed. Sunday -> Monday is usually that way, since I have a lot of work I didn't finish over the weekend.Originally posted by WardComment
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i had just woken up for work
now its nap time thank god
ive switched my sleep over to 2 four hour blocks a day because all my friends are in school or dont have jobs but i have an 8-5 job, its the worst shit ever5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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1. Create a giant tournament of combat for mortals (or, Mortal Kombat) where we arm homeless people worldwide with weapons, and heap praises on those who live.
2. Bring back Jesus and ask him "What the Dilly, yo?"
3. Eat a REALLY big sandwich.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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fuck, today is even worse, now its cold, dark, rainy, AND fucking 7:30 in the morningOriginally posted by Facetious5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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It's been raining for the past two days here man, at least it wasn't as bad as what, a week or two ago? Rained hard all fucking day, I think it was a saturday.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Today's weather is insanely skanky.Originally posted by WardComment
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Rain is good if it is warm out. It is not warm out. It is cold. Rain is bad when it is cold out. That is some bad rain, some very bad rain.I really do like pie
Aos> im a freelance Gynecologist
GHB>I AM ANGRY ON THE INTERNETf
Matchbot1> You can't challenge your own squad, silly :PComment
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