Whats the stickiest beverage you've spilt on yourself

[Shas'la T'au Kais]

Dandelion & Burdock

[RoDNeY]

gatorade... its a bitch

[Subjugation]

All I know is, when you spill 1/2 a beer on your keyboard, it pretty much never works the same again---no matter how many keys you remove and clean with Q-tips.

[Jeenyuss]

MACE

i heard somewhere that rap supastar Ma$e was mentally handicapped. i think it was www.collegeuniversity.com but i can't remember and don't have the willpower to look through all the episodes

[Facetious]

This made me wonder if brown lemonade was the stickest substance ever.

So in summary the stickiest beverage i've ever spilt on myself is sambuca i think.

definitely the funniest thing thats been said on forums is a while

ive never spilt sambuca on myself but i could see that being pretty sticky. same with jager, but ive never spilled that on myself either.

as far as what ive actually spilled on myself, id say a gin gimlet? i dont know. i spill beer on myself all the time but rarely anything sticky.

[za gophar]

stickiest substance ever is tree sap. i hate that shit.

[Hydride]

oh, lol, I got coffee on me once, sucked

You shouldn't drink coffee it will stop your growth! and you're like 5'3 at age 13 or something i believe.. thats pretty tiny man

[Ashlee]

Coffee actually stunts growth?

[BleakFuture]

I've never spilled sambuca on myself, but I have spilt Amaretto, and it's pretty sticky too. Alot like maple syrup, but it makes everything taste like Dr.Pepper.

[Golden Sun 1]

yeh its called a Dr. Pepper wen u mix it with coke and summit else maybe larger

[Fair]

lol reminds me of the time me and microstar was cycling back (yes Cycling!) from my house to his we stopped on the way to get a drink so i bought a chocolate fridge i think he got one too, and as we went cycling i read the bottle and it was like damn "shake well before use" which i hadn't done.
so i wedged the lid back on and gave a big shook but the lid wasnt on tight enuff and micro got covered in it lol. the good o'ld days

[Kyace]

The stickiest beverage has to be a stick.

[Kim]

You do not know the feeling of a dumb friend spilling half a bottle of coke on your lap BEFORE the movie starts. You're in this dilemma of SHIT THIS SHIT IS HELLA STICKY, but you can't gtfo to get it cleaned because the movie just started and you don't want to miss anything...Fuck.

[Superted]

I was once in a similiar state Kim, except half way through a movie (MI:2) I was offered some maltesers so I grabbed a handful and they melted pretty quickly, leaving me with chocolate hands, I rubbed them on my pants....and kept rubbing them and when I got out of the cinema it turned out the choclate had turned into some sort of white powder and it looked a bit dodgy.

[Hydride]

Coffee actually stunts growth?

From what research says...