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This conversation went on between Riesen and Oldjeller, during a pub game that lasted about 62 minutes, and I got team leader of (with 10 flag claims 
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OldJeller?! <EZ>> Riesen, do you have a story to tell?
Riesen> About what?
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Yesterday we talked about little Timmy, everyone recognised Little Timmy and what his value is to the community, perhaps you would like to share your thoughts about that issue, Riesen.
Riesen> I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't know little Timmy.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> WTF?
OldJeller?! <EZ>> You don't know Little Timmy who fell down the well?
Pants?> that was timmy that fell down?
Riesen> Oh, that's who I pushed into a well?
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Well, PeteyMcnasty said he pushed him actually, but I don't believe that.
Riesen> So there I was, it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining clear and the skies were a clear blue. I was taking a mid-day stroll through the park and I wanted to go by the old well.
Riesen> There was a small child playing around the well, his name escapes my memory now, but I know he was acosting me and berating me.
Riesen> I asked him kindly to cease in his insults. He refused, as you may know children are very indignant.
Riesen> I became increasingly annoyed with his antics and decided to put an end to it myself.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> WTF I never heard such a tragic story about Timmy and the well.
Riesen> I ran towards him with my arms streched out in front of me. I made contact with his chest, and with a heavy thud, he flew back. He hit the outer wall of the well and fell to the bottom.
Riesen> It felt as if it took twenty minutes for him to hit the stale, standing water at the bottom. But when he did, there was a great splash.
Riesen> So great in fact, that droplets of water came all the way to the top and danced on my cheeks like dew on a lily in the morn.
Riesen> I guffawed at my deed and proceeded to walk to the lemonade stand to quench my mighty thirst.
Riesen> And that's how Timmy fell down the well.
Riesen> Creative writing classes really pay off in the end...
Riesen> even though I never took such a class.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> lol you're talking about some bad Timmy there.. I only heard stories about a Little Timmy that is a friend to everyone, shines shoes with his little shoeshine box for a dime, has a bad father, so far..
Riesen> That's because you've heard only his friends and family. Of course they don't want Timmy to be shown in a bad light.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> But that's perhaps the Timmy from 50 years back.. your Timmy is from these days
Riesen> no Sir, my story is the very same. The best way to tell so is by my mention of a lemonade stand...those don't exist in our modern times.
Riesen> I'm also quite aged.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> lol but yesterday like 10 people in here shared their thoughts about Little Timmy, the boy who showed everyone the value of money and friendship.. all with his little shoeshinebox.
Riesen> Timmy was obviously a materialistic pinko.
Riesen> No one should idolize such a person.
Riesen> Even more reason to throw him to the bottom of a well.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Timmy is the example of a hardworking little boy.. but before he could build more on his carreer, he fell down the well...
Riesen> Timmy is the prime example of communist infiltration.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> lol, Timmy wasn't into politics.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Yesterday we came to the conclusion, that if you don't let Little Timmy in your life, you won't get salvation.
Theif of Time> but what if timmy is a false timmy?
Theif of Time> As Riesens anecdote seems to indicate
OldJeller?! <EZ>> That there is an infiltrating Timmy?
Riesen> I believe Old Jeller has the wrong Timmy in mind. The Timmy he is talking about is very reminiscent of Jesus.
Theif of Time> surely you mean jebus.
Riesen> That's what the Illuminati wants you to believe.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> But if we would right a book, I would make measurements of the well and see what the connection is with a dime.. (because Timmy always got a dime for shoeshining) and probably I'll get to the conclusion that the connection between the well and a dim
OldJeller?! <EZ>> the number pi.
Riesen> The well is the entrance to the secret undergound Illuminati headquarters.
Riesen> And it is a well known fact that Timmy was the head guardian of their great secret.
Riesen> However, I felt that at his age, he wouldn't know how to swim so if I tossed him into the well, he would drown.
Riesen> But as you can tell, another great secret was that Timmy was a fish-man and instinctively knew how to swim.
Riesen> Thus my plan was foiled.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> But that can't be the only way to get into the secret chamber with documents, to fall way down a well.
Theif of Time> its no ordinary well
OldJeller?! <EZ>> And you didn't throw large stones down the well?
Riesen> Timmy was wearing heavy plate armor at the time he fell into the well. Another reason I thought he would surely drown, but again...fish-men can swim in anything.
Riesen> Rocks wouldn't have even phased him.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> But can we say that Timmy was evil, or the protector of the good?
Riesen> The secret he held would have done nothing but damage, so clearly he protected evil and should've been stopped then and there at the well. However, time beat me to the killing of Timmy, now someone who I don't know holds the secret.
Riesen> I am now on the mission to find out who it is.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> I didn't know Timmy died already.
Theif of Time> he fell down the well, so was lost to us mortals.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> He's in another dimension?
Theif of Time> perhaps
Riesen> Although he may have been a fish-man and could swim and avoid a mass pelting of rocks, he couldn't fight off fire-ants.
Theif of Time> I am no scholar of Timmy-dom
OldJeller?! <EZ>> In water?
Riesen> Yes, the fire-ants wore a special, microscopic scuba suit.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> I thought Lassie bit him to death, because Lassie thought Timmy and him were the team of Goodness.. but obviously Lassie saw through him and took the chance to make things right.
Riesen> another Priory of Timmy (or PoT) conspiracy.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> So Timmy dealt with higher forms of life, if he was in contact with those ants, at that time.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Do the initials L.T. mean something to you next to Little Timmy?
Riesen> No.
Riesen> Not at all.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> It referes to Lord Theodore, that was a high priest in a church of Belgium.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> They claim that he was also a member of the prior and baked Timmy cookies when he was young.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> From that time Timmy was indoctrinated, and gained knowledge of the documents his Lord kept.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> In that church there's a line.. which is paralel to GMT, in Greenwhich.
Riesen> Ah yes, the Greenwhich Green Monster Trail.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Yesterday we wanted to start a searchparty to find the well where it all happened, now you want to find the successor of Timmy and destroy him.. what a change to the story.
Riesen> Are you saying that the secret Timmy guarded with his life, his life which he lost to scuba-diving fire ants, is burried in that church?
OldJeller?! <EZ>> They say it is in that church beneath the blossem of an appletree, that flower.. even many people went on a journey to search for it.. but Timmy and his prior moved the secret many times to keep it safe..
Riesen> But it makes so much sense, since the park where the well is, is directly across the street to the church!
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Though it goes, that the secret should be eventually be brought back to that church in Belgium.. no one knows if its already happened.
Riesen> Maybe the stories of them moving it many times is just an elaborate lie.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> I didn't know you were in Belgium Riesen?
Riesen> I was on vacation from my work at the CIA.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Perhaps, to distract people who are after the secret.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Did you went to a museum and find someone shot?
iesen> No, but I did go to a bakery and found someone who was smothered to death with a french bread loaf.
Theif of Time> Thats mightily suspicious
Theif of Time> who did it?
Riesen> A man who goes by the name of OldJeller.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Did he leave a message somehow, secretly.. with bakery paste?
Theif of Time> The plot thickens!!!
OldJeller?! <EZ>> But that can not be, it must be an infiltrator.. or my evil twinbrother.
Riesen> I will not tolerate such lies...
Riesen> Tell me the secret OldJeller, or I shall play Ashlee Simpson non-stop...
Riesen> No more lies!
OldJeller?! <EZ>> I don't know secrets! I haven't been in contact with him since our birth! You must have found signs/ clues that leds to the secret.
Riesen> I have, but I wanted to hear them straight from the horses mouth.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> I have the feeling that Riesen is a treasurehunter.. he knew many facts about it and began the queste.. he wants to expose the secrets!
OldJeller?! <EZ>> If it wasn't for his wooden leg he would have succeeded.
Riesen> I know that you and Timmy were lovers...I know that the secret you held so close is that the Coca-Cola Company never changed their recipe, but simply added ground up puppy corpses...
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Are you saying the girl I was with was Timmy, a man?
Riesen> Verily.
Theif of Time> There must have been signs, Oldjeller
Theif of Time> Her name being tammy, for example.
Riesen> I male fish-man. Well, actually, he was both...
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Well he did spend much time with his shoeshinebox.
OldJeller?! <EZ>> Riesen, while you were in Belgium for the CIA did you meet a girl that was into bakery, a pretty woman?
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