7 ways you could die before your 70

[Pressure Drop]

1) get hit by traffic (car, bus ambulence etc...)
2) your body could fail you (cancer, heart attack, massive stroke etc...)
3) you get a disease and die (Bird Flu, Malaria, Hepatitus etc...)
4) an animal attacks you (dog, bear, elephant etc...)
5) you get killed by human violence (war, domestic stabbing, random mugging etc...)
6) natural disaster kills you (tidal wave, volcanoe, earthquake etc...)
7) overduse of drugs (morphine, heroin, crack etc...)

[Mulkero]

Suicide, alcohol, falling off from a cliff, hunger, heat, coldness, pollution, anarchism, swallowing too big piece of a potato!

[Wil]

Spontaneous human combustion

[Mulkero]

Violent diarrhea

[Pressure Drop]

:fear: the world is less safe than i thought it was

will i last the 47-46 years till i would be 70????

[Superted]

You develop a nut allergy then have some nuts without knowing.

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Not sure where I saw or heard this, but the life expectancy for those in the age groups of being born now to the age of 18 can expect to live a shorter life due to lifestyle. The age I believe was 65 - 70, down from 75 - 85 here in the states.

All due to lack of a good diet and a sedentary life style.

Sedentary lifestyle: a global public health problem

Sedentary lifestyle is a major underlying cause of death, disease, and disability. Approximately 2 million deaths every year are attributable to physical inactivity; and preliminary findings from a WHO study on risk factors suggest that sedentary lifestyle is one of the ten leading causes of death and disability in the world. Physical inactivity increases all causes mortality, doubles the risk of cardiovascular disease, type II diabetes, and obesity. It also increases the risks of colon and breast cancer, high blood pressure, lipid disorders, osteoporosis, depression and anxiety.

I guess technology has not been as great as one would think when one considers that his/her job in the future will most likely be one that has you sitting in front of a monitor for hours on end. Yet the Govt. here in the states is calling for longer hours in the classroom with no breaks and less if not the complete removal of physical outdoor/indoor activities. Brilliant!

[Mr. Peanuts]

You light your fart and the flame travels up your arse and blows you up.

Is that possible?

[StarKitty]

In a word....

No

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[Fair]

i thort it was a one way trip down there???

[Golden Sun 1]

You light your fart and the flame travels up your arse and blows you up.

Is that possible?

Doing tht can burn ur insides, best not do it, unless ur under the influence of alcahol

[Send]

Doing tht can burn ur insides, best not do it, unless ur under the influence of alcahol

because its better to do something stupid when you're drunk ^-^

[Edify]

real percentage chances of dying from shit

[Superted]

Doing tht can burn ur insides, best not do it, unless ur under the influence of alcahol

Last year's weekend away one of the lads lit his farts, it was quite the spectacle and nothing befall him. I'm too pussy to do it myself mind, I saw a wmv years ago of this lad lighting his farts then shortly after blood shot out of his arse.

[Dragonscale]

If you are flyfishing and the curtain´s power sweeps you in, good luck.