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  • #46
    Originally posted by Ashlee
    That's a shame, he probably has really nice boobs
    I heard he pads his bra... :fear:

    "There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
    .Halo.

    Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.

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    • #47
      Guys - and ashlee - I went to stay with 5 girls at the beginning of the week oh yes. (One of them walked into a wall and we spent halloween night in A&E guessing the fake blood from the real blood then came home and I was subjected to Kingdom of Heaven before we went to bed and again when we got up, thats 5 hours of Orlando Bloom out of a possible 12.) Anyway, beat that hogo
      Originally posted by Facetious
      edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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      • #48
        Pics!11


        Zeus I thought you knew the drill by now.
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #49
          We didn't take any pictures of Yasmin walking into a wall, she didn't really give us prior notice she was going to do it
          Originally posted by Facetious
          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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          • #50
            Originally posted by ZeUs!!
            Guys - and ashlee - I went to stay with 5 girls at the beginning of the week oh yes. (I was subjected to Kingdom of Heaven before we went to bed and again when we got up, thats 5 hours of Orlando Bloom out of a possible 12.) Anyway, beat that hogo
            you got absolutely no ass and you were with 5 girls?

            You disgrace your whole gender.

            3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
            3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
            3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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            1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
            1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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            tim> .?squad tim
            BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
            Squad: timo<3ashlee

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            MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Ashlee
              you got absolutely no ass and you were with 5 girls?

              You disgrace your whole gender.
              And what point did I say that?
              Originally posted by Facetious
              edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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              • #52
                Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                And what point did I say that?
                well, it seems like you would've MENTIONED it in the summary of the weekend with the Orlando Bloom, etc.

                3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
                3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
                3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

                -

                1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
                1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

                -

                tim> .?squad tim
                BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
                Squad: timo<3ashlee

                -

                MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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                • #53
                  There is little chance of me detailing my sex life on the SSCU Trench Wars Forums
                  Originally posted by Facetious
                  edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                  • #54
                    Today the only parties I could basically be at are the ones that contain ex girlfriends.. I should never date girls who are on the group of friends I hang around with because when the dating stops I can't see my friends so easily anymore, at least not without stupid fights etc. It's not even me who starts throwing nasty words around, I think she's just too depressed, angsty and dumb.
                    last.fm - Keeping it short

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                    • #55
                      Today the only parties I could basically be at are the ones that contain ex girlfriends.. I should never date girls who are on the group of friends I hang around with because when the dating stops I can't see my friends so easily anymore, at least not without stupid fights etc. It's not even me who starts throwing nasty words around, I think she's just too depressed, angsty and dumb.

                      My ex isn't too bad. She's an ok person, but depressed, and flirts with random guys to try piss me off (it worked, I left the room to get more alcohol )
                      but I kind of feel sorry for her. She's on medication and this guy keeps bugging her cos he doesn't seem to have any other friends, thinks he's bi, and is also depressed.
                      He thinks he's bi, but he's only ever made out with ONE girl.
                      Methinks he's just a loser. Which he is.

                      Originally posted by Disliked
                      Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                      +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Kim
                        But ure a girl so, you automatically get more attention. I mean, Hogo's shown his boobies before but I don't think anyone took a second look
                        gimme ure sister's phone number so i can get my yellow belt
                        top 100 basers list

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                        • #57
                          trust me, you don't want my sloppy seconds.
                          The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                          Originally posted by Richard Creager
                          All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                          • #58
                            Nastay
                            ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                            Failure teaches success.
                            .
                            

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                              There is little chance of me detailing my sex life on the SSCU Trench Wars Forums
                              Probably because there are no details, rooster.
                              Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Ashlee
                                you got absolutely no ass and you were with 5 girls?

                                You disgrace your whole gender.
                                lol Zeus isn't the type of dude to be all like " GUYS I GOT LAID IT WAS AWESOME ". He's the type to drink, get laid, drink again and forget about what happened that night.
                                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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