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    Only slightly a religious thread, because this doesn't just include Christian Heaven but anything any of you believe in when it pertains to an enjoyable afterlife, if you believe in an afterlife at all.

    But to get on the actual topic today, I just watched the Robin Williams' movie "Patch Adams" in it's entirety(new word?) for the first time today, and as it said at the end of the movie that he was not dead, that I thought to myself that I hope someone like this gets a very special place in Heaven.

    Note: If you don't know who Patch Adams is, he was a man who had himself commited to a Psych Ward because he was suicidal because he felt empty in his life. While there he found happiness with himself by making the mental patients happy, making them enjoy their life, albeit in a "nut house", and not worry about it. He released himself from the Psych Ward(self commited, he was allowed to leave when he wanted to) and came to the realization that he wanted to be a doctor to help people. He went through a bunch of crap with the school because he was treating the patients like people and such, and went on to open an in home clinic that served people completely free of charge, with something like 1k+(I think, far more actually) doctors and med students wanting to give up their own jobs/school to work with Patch. So basically, he shaked up the system.

    So I was just thinking, with my faith there is a Heaven and hopefully this man has a very special place in Heaven for what he has done.

    So the point of this thread is, do you guys think there's anyone you've watched a movie about, read about, heard about or actually know that deserve a place in Heaven, or whatever you believe in?

    "There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
    .Halo.

    Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.

  • #2
    Only Mormons go to Heaven.
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    • #3
      Only Morons go to Heaven.
      ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

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      • #4
        if so, great. if not, well, eternal sleep isnt a bad thing.
        Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
        apt>yes u can wtf
        apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
        apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
        apt>so i dont miss the toilet
        Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
        apt>na
        apt>ill show you pictures
        apt>next time I masturbate

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        • #5
          When I die I want to be stuffed.

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          • #6
            yea mormons go, dont u watch south park? :/

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Torn Wing
              When I die I want to be stuffed.
              Really? Personally, I find necrophilia to be a bit repugnant. If that's your idea of heaven though then more power to you.

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              • #8
                So much for a real thread <_<

                "There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
                .Halo.

                Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.

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                • #9
                  I'm guessing you mean real people I've read about or watched? I watch the biography channel a lot, but it's mostly about celebrities or politicians (and none of them I remember deserve into heaven). I'd say any one who has willingly sacrificed their life in order to save someone else's would get my vote into heaven. Off the top of my head I can only think of the firefighters that kept going back into the towers to save people even when they knew they would probably die. That's a kind of courage and self sacrifice I can only imagine.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Money
                    yea mormons go, dont u watch south park? :/
                    Actually Kenny was let into heaven in the movie for sacrificing his life to save the world. Of course Kenny could be a mormon, but I doubt it.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Troll King
                      Really? Personally, I find necrophilia to be a bit repugnant. If that's your idea of heaven though then more power to you.
                      Leave it to Troll King to find a sexual innuendo in a post.
                      Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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                      • #12
                        Well the first guy off the top of my head that deserves to go to Heaven would be Martin Luther King Jr. Not only for his civil rights work, but also for his advice and views on peace, the community and life in general. I could bore the lot of you with quotes from him that I think illustrate this, but I'll just use one-

                        Originally posted by MLK Jr.
                        The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
                        Second guy would have to be Benjamin Franklin for me. I know he wasn't a good guy all the time (who is, to be honest), but I think he did alot more good than harm in his lifetime, which is all we can really hope to do.
                        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                        • #13
                          This boy.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Eric is God
                            Actually Kenny was let into heaven in the movie for sacrificing his life to save the world. Of course Kenny could be a mormon, but I doubt it.
                            WRONG. HE SACRIFICED HIS LIFE FOR SOCIETY AND HAD TO LIVE IN ETERNAL DAMNATION BECAUSE OF IT.

                            But he was also let into heaven to beat Satan using the Golden PSP and then getting a Statue of Keanu Reeves.

                            </Southpark>
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SpiderMage
                              Note: If you don't know who Patch Adams is, he was a man who had himself commited to a Psych Ward because he was suicidal because he felt empty in his life. While there he found happiness with himself by making the mental patients happy, making them enjoy their life, albeit in a "nut house", and not worry about it. He released himself from the Psych Ward(self commited, he was allowed to leave when he wanted to) and came to the realization that he wanted to be a doctor to help people. He went through a bunch of crap with the school because he was treating the patients like people and such, and went on to open an in home clinic that served people completely free of charge, with something like 1k+(I think, far more actually) doctors and med students wanting to give up their own jobs/school to work with Patch. So basically, he shaked up the system.
                              Way to ruin the film. Might as well tell them his wife dies too
                              Originally posted by Facetious
                              edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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