Tweet
Originally posted by ZeUs!!
-
Don't know, let that be a lesson: don't let me on the forums when it's almost 3 in the morning and TelCat has made a UC thread.Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material Girl -
Your rhyming skills blessed me witn an erection.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
-
i prefer the idiots reply to volcs thread... let them give HER all their attentions lolQuoting is the highest form of flattery ...
The mouth that holds the tongue that rocks your world... rules the world
PjOtTeR> I should change my name to horny gypsy humper
saying Goddess name is like saying Voldemort in the Harry Potter World. She-who-must-not-be-named is fucking TabooComment
-
I'm preserving the grammer in this post via a quoteOriginally posted by GoddessOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
-
Agreed because Goddess' thread has already proved itself, as in the stupidity is a lot like the Energizer Bunny.Originally posted by Ashlee
Agreed because Feel Good Inc. could carry that album alone, yet the rest of it is also really good, especially Dirty Harry.Originally posted by Edify
AND TO ALL YOU BITCHES OUT THERE AGREE WIT' THIS: my dong.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
-
Grammar*
Zeus always gets all 249 of my attentions.Comment
-
This may be worse than both of the others. Terrible.Singularit> Ive seen old men do alot of scary shit
Beasts> ur grandpa always runs around on ice singu?
Unorthadox> LMAO
Unorthadox> LMFAO
Singularit> mine does
Singularit> but hes ubergrandpa
Unorthadox> ROFLComment
-
Current score: 118:92
it is getting fairly close ...
chip in your prediction $$ while you still can, hurray!!!☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏Comment
-
Not posting to this crap...
EDIT: ShitComment
-
woot wootOriginally posted by JeenyussMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
-
☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏Comment
-
Be like, FUCK THAT SHIT and be all like FUCK HIM I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.
Psht.
((I didn't read the topic))Originally posted by JeenyussComment
-
lol Zeus got corrected*Quoting is the highest form of flattery ...
The mouth that holds the tongue that rocks your world... rules the world
PjOtTeR> I should change my name to horny gypsy humper
saying Goddess name is like saying Voldemort in the Harry Potter World. She-who-must-not-be-named is fucking TabooComment
-
You can't see it but in I'm currently hanging my head in shame in front of my deskOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
-
Originally posted by Goddess
I wonder what she'll tell her bastard when it's in the third grade learning basic writing skills and asking for help.Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?
Undisputed Pre-Menstral Super-Bitch Internet Kickboxing Champion 2005Comment
Comment