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  • I need help on interpreting this text.

    So my little sis showed me a text where she's supposed to write a summary of, and characterisation. I have some ideas, but I want to see how others interpret this text.
    Would be great if you could help.

    http://www.eastoftheweb.com/hyperfic.../TeddBear.html

    It's really short, and not hard
    DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
    Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
    Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg

    1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon

    I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/

    Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.


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  • #2
    Looks like an old man trying to chat up a teenager into meeting him.

    Y. = yes, N = No

    I don't know what else to say mate.

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    • #3
      Got bored of reading this after the second "Promise?" because of the text going so slowly.
      Originally Posted by HeavenSent
      You won't have to wait another 4 years.
      There wont be another election for president.
      Obama is the Omega President.
      http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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      • #4
        That was....weird.

        Felt like it should be in a horror flick or some sort of ax murdering drama...

        "There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
        .Halo.

        Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.

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        • #5
          ha ha i cot very confused as i took Y to mean WHY?

          not enough words

          and that the hell is
          W?
          what? where? why? when? wtf?????

          god damn it
          In my world,
          I am King

          sigpic

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Pressure Drop
            and that the hell is
            W?
            Who? (or what?) I forget.
            Last edited by Superted; 11-10-2005, 02:32 PM.

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            • #7
              What I think.

              > Your dad?
              > W?
              Pandagirl!

              (ph)>12 is just right

              In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
              1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
              1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
              1:Chao <ER>> at all
              1:Mantra-Slider> chao
              1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
              Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
              Chao <ER> - hero

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              • #8
                Y = yes
                N = no
                DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
                Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
                Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg

                1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon

                I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/

                Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.


                Broaden your horizons, read my blog:
                -> http://foldhesten.mybrute.com/

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Disliked
                  Who? (or what?) I forget.
                  lol forgot about who

                  seriously though i had to get the ppl on my squad to teach me most of the abbreviations.

                  i didn't know what afk ment

                  but a few years later and i'm up on the lingo

                  well not quite but i at least understand most f it now.

                  didn't understand this thing though
                  In my world,
                  I am King

                  sigpic

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                  • #10
                    My understanding of this is that Joe and Marcie are gonna hook up, but Joe keeps putting it off as he has other things to do.

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                    • #11
                      i thought i'd have to give you relationship advice on a text message from some guy you liked

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by jeem
                        i thought i'd have to give you relationship advice on a text message from some guy you liked
                        WTF IS THAT
                        Singularit> Ive seen old men do alot of scary shit
                        Beasts> ur grandpa always runs around on ice singu?
                        Unorthadox> LMAO
                        Unorthadox> LMFAO
                        Singularit> mine does
                        Singularit> but hes ubergrandpa
                        Unorthadox> ROFL

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                        • #13
                          y = yea
                          n = no
                          w = what

                          ?
                          Big Chill

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                          • #14
                            EDIT: edit
                            Last edited by Ashlee; 11-16-2005, 08:00 AM.

                            3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
                            3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
                            3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

                            -

                            1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
                            1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

                            -

                            tim> .?squad tim
                            BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
                            Squad: timo<3ashlee

                            -

                            MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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                            • #15
                              Ok.. looks like no one saw it.

                              1. Is the man her father, or just simply a paedophile fuck?

                              2. Is the girl really as old as she says? She use chat abbriviations, like school - skul, Y/N/W, its something you do when you're young, but not later when you're older.

                              3. My sis and I can't decide whether he's her dad or a regular paedophile.
                              The thing that backs up the "dad" theory: he doesn't want to meet her. He ask how old her father is, and ask what kind of show he watch. "Is he talking to you?" "Is he telling how pretty you are?" He is obviously talking to her, and earlier in the text, he said that she looked nice in her P.E clothes.

                              Guess no one saw this?
                              DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
                              Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
                              Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg

                              1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon

                              I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/

                              Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.


                              Broaden your horizons, read my blog:
                              -> http://foldhesten.mybrute.com/

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