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Originally posted by Vatican AssassinOriginally posted by Cops -
9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? Lacy's Ass Tastes Excellent
10. In 50 words or lest, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? Shut the fuck up, dad.
11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you? I'm going to penetrate your daughter so hard and then take all of your retirement money.
12. Church you attend see question 10-11.
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? Who the fuck asks this kind of question, douchebag?
14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely.
b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my penis
c) A woman's place is the backseat of my car
e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her vagina
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? A better father than you.can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence -
A6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? No If No., EXPLAIN I have a translexual mother and lesbian mother wh is also known as my father, we call her Carla, they adopted me and raised me to fuk women and leave them to die
7. Number of years your parents have been married 0 1/2
8. Do you own a van? Maybeh A truck with oversized tires? POsiibly A waterbed? No :S Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A tattoo Have lullaby pony tatoo on my ass wanna see? (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises )
9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? Main Entry: 1late
Pronunciation: 'lAt
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): lat·er; lat·est
Etymology: Middle English, late, slow, from Old English læt; akin to Old High German laz slow, Old English l[AE]tan to let
1 a (1) : coming or remaining after the due, usual, or proper time <a late spring> (2) : of, relating to, or imposed because of tardiness b : of or relating to an advanced stage in point of time or development <the late Middle Ages>; especially : far advanced toward the close of the day or night <late hours>
2 a : living comparatively recently -- used of persons <the late John Doe> and often with reference to a specific relationship or status <his late wife> b : being something or holding some position or relationship recently but not now <the late belligerents> c : made, appearing, or happening just previous to the present time especially as the most recent of a succession <our late quarrel>
synonym see DEAD
- late·ness noun
10. In 50 words or lest, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? "Dont touch her unless ur making sex in trunnk of ur car which u will cuz ur gonna put Ectasy in her drink"
11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you? I dont know, still in grade 6, gimme a break!
12. Church you attend _____________ How often do you attend __________________
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? WHENEVR
14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)
a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is My penis
b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my My pelvic bone
c) A woman's place is in the mybedroom
d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is "You kill cops?"
e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her Giant man eating breasts of fury
( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? Gigolo
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
Aisugfikvdfjkvyhskjvf E. Oisdvulikajbv Signature ( That means your name, moron)
Thank you for your interest Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't and it would cause you injury.) if your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases. (You might want to watch your back)
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