is your marriage in danger?

[dchao]

time magazine says tv ears can help!

[Galleleo]

Dude, like 5% or less of the subspace comunity is married..

[Mobey]

if you want more sex, get a bigger toaster.

[BleakFuture]

for more kinky sex you'll need a larger waffle maker

[Zabuza]

for more kinky sex pm wark =/

[Jeenyuss]

My wife and I will never fight over the correct answer in Jeopardy any more. Dennis Chao you saved my marriage!

[ConCor]

My wife and I will never fight over the correct answer in Jeopardy any more. Dennis Chao you saved my marriage!

I think you're confused.

[Zabuza]

no concor, jeen is always like this yo geek

[BleakFuture]

for more kinky sex pm wark =/

But you need the waffle maker for waffles for afterwards.

[Zabuza]

I like toast better

[Pressure Drop]

i think there are watching bad quality porn in that picure

the dirty old man is like oh yeah its about to kick off now

and the woman is laughing becuase the dialogue went

<enter plumber obviously swinging a spanner about>
<he notices a hot girl with huge fake tits amost breaking a t-shirt>
plumber: So ehh, you need your pipes unblocked then
<nods suggestively>
Girl: Yea, and your just the man to do it.
Girl: My what a big tool you have!!


.. etc

i'm telling you thats what there watching

[dchao]

guys, i was actually reading time

[Theif of Time]

I'm sorry. Is there anything we can do to ease the pain?