A Story

[Nickname]

My Car> putt putt putt
Truck> doo dee doo
Rock> ...
My Windshield> ...
My Car> putt putt putt
Truck> doo dee doo
My Car> putt putt putt
Truck> Doo dee do dum
*truck hits rock*
Rock> HOLY FUCK!
Truck> doo dee do
*2 seconds later rock hits my windshield*
Rock> STILL HOLY FUCK!
My Windshield> CRACK! OH THE HUMANITY
My Car> putt putt putt
Me> FUCKING ASS HEAD MOTHER BITCH!
Truck> doo dee doo



True story. Feel free to discuss.

[Pressure Drop]

i like your story. What are you thinking of calling it?

rocks chiping and cracking windshields is annoying.

[Jerome Scuggs]

"A Treatise On How Anything I Post Is Still Infinitely More Educational Than T0NE's Posts"

I think it deserves an emmy. Your characterization was so intense I felt myself speeding on the highway, about to be inconvenienced by a tossed rock

[Arikel]

My Car> putt putt putt
Truck> doo dee doo
Rock> ...
My Windshield> ...
My Car> putt putt putt
Truck> doo dee doo
My Car> putt putt putt
Truck> Doo dee do dum
*truck hits rock*
Rock> HOLY FUCK!
Truck> doo dee do
*2 seconds later rock hits my windshield*
Rock> STILL HOLY FUCK!
My Windshield> CRACK! OH THE HUMANITY
My Car> putt putt putt
Me> FUCKING ASS HEAD MOTHER BITCH!
Truck> doo dee doo



True story. Feel free to discuss.

doo dee doo ^-^

[Fluffz]

ha! best thread this week, basically everyone could stop posting now. :up:

[brookus]

Call up one of those glassmasters places. They come to you and the guy I got did great work.

llater,
Tony B

[fLaReD]

putt putt putt
doo dee doo
hahaha

[Nickname]

Well, it's below my eye level, which is good. If it starts to spider i'm tottaly fucked, if it doesn't i'm going to ignore it.


EDIT: OH! I think it came from the other lane. I was in the fats lane, and i think it came from traffic coming the other direction, cause it was moving super fast. Fast enoguh that it didn't break where it hit, but it broke a horseshoe all around where it hit.

[Jerome Scuggs]

heh, one time my pal chad had a small rock ding like that, and our other pal james was like "watch, it's no biggie, i could punch it and nothing would happen!"

so he punched it.

and it spidered all the way to the top of the car.

[PaulOakenfold]

Nowadays spider cracks are just as easy to fix as regular dents. I don't know the techniques exactly, but I remember when window fixes were twice as expensive as they are now.... if only gas would make that same decline in price.

[BleakFuture]

just use epoxy. that shit is indestructable and sometimes when it hardens, it hardens clear.

[Ephemeral]

EDIT: OH! I think it came from the other lane. I was in the fats lane, and i think it came from traffic coming the other direction, cause it was moving super fast. Fast enoguh that it didn't break where it hit, but it broke a horseshoe all around where it hit.

Then your original story is wrong. If the truck were in the other lane, it could not be...
My Car> putt putt putt
Truck> doo dee doo
Rock> ...
My Windshield> ...
My Car> putt putt putt
Truck> doo dee doo
My Car> putt putt putt
Truck> Doo dee do dum
*truck hits rock*

But rather...
My Car> putt putt putt
Truck> doo dee doo
Rock> ...
My Windshield> ...
My Car> putt putt putt
Truck> DOO DEE DOO
My Car> putt putt putt
Truck> DOO DEE DO DUM
*truck hits rock*

I mean afterall, the truck had to be getting louder as it came closer. Get your damn story straight.

[Nickname]

apologies then.