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  • #31
    Originally posted by BleakFuture
    What exactly does Big Brother look like. The name suggests things, but has anyone ever REALLY met him?
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #32
      Posting child scat porn is a violation of the TOS, dude. :elvis: Elvis would approve.

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      • #33
        Well you know once I see them on the toilet, I can't restrain myself.
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #34
          I'm the same way but instead of kids and toilets, its Girls and bicycles.
          I really do like pie

          Aos> im a freelance Gynecologist

          GHB>I AM ANGRY ON THE INTERNETf

          Matchbot1> You can't challenge your own squad, silly :P

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          • #35
            I dunno man, porcelain and toilet paper has kinky written all over it.

            EDIT: oo, as you can see in the picture, big brother doesn't have any toilet paper! Maybe that's why he has that shagalicious grin on his face?
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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