Bro's before Ho's

[Richard Creager]

Uh how did you come to know the guy and end up playing weird kissing games with him knowing he is a little less than an aware person?
Zeus, I think you may have to learn a preventative process we Americans call: judge shit as soon as you see it, usually negatively, and never have to deal with it again.

[Doc Flabby]

I've got a flatmate who would drop all of his friends in an instant to get off with a girl just for one night. He would sleep with literally anything, his critera extends to a 'skirt' and 'pulse'.

Dont wear a skirt.

[ZeUs!!]

I lived with him in halls for the first year and we got on well when we had our space - you only know someone when you live with them, and it was a drinking game but I wasn't out that night

[Doc Flabby]

stab him.

with that needle you found in gutter by that dead looking junkie

[BleakFuture]

with that needle you found in gutter by that dead looking junkie

Gutter out in front of his house?

[Zloy]

I've got a flatmate who would drop all of his friends in an instant to get off with a girl just for one night. He would sleep with literally anything, his critera extends to a 'skirt' and 'pulse'. You get the feeling that he'll become friends with you just to get close to your girlfriend, and he'll try it on with her while you're still going out. The other night we were playing drinking games, and the end result was you had to kiss a member of the opposite sex. Of course all the girls that were taken got a peck on the cheek. This guy thought otherwise and stuck his tongue down the throat of one of his best friend's girlfriends. He's also tried it on with the girl I was seeing and he's really slimey and leery around other taken girls. It really makes you question how highly he regards your friendship. The thing is he'll go for anyone and everyone because he's so fucking fat and ugly. But the other ugly ones are just happy for attention so he's got a moderately high success rate. Does anyone else have any similar experiences of this or any attitudes towards this?


Yes ilya, its DSS

LOLOL if some idiot like that tried that shit in a company where guys don't wear tutu dresses like Zeus, the guy of the chick that fag tried to frenchkisswould elbow him or something. What's the point of the discussion, make up for ur lack of courage?

[Money]

just beat his fucking ass, if you can lol

[Money]

Uh how did you come to know the guy and end up playing weird kissing games with him knowing he is a little less than an aware person?
Zeus, I think you may have to learn a preventative process we Americans call: judge shit as soon as you see it, usually negatively, and never have to deal with it again.

lmao exactly!!!

[ZeUs!!]

Who says he got anywhere with my girlfriend? And whens a drinking game where you have to get off with the various other girls in attendance weird?

[Doc Flabby]

And whens a drinking game where you have to get off with the various other girls in attendance weird?

They have a name for that kinda of thing its called "swinging" :P

[ZeUs!!]

Fuck no one stuck it in! I call it "university"

[hogo]

i am emotionally unstable and should be locked up

ha!

[Ewan]

They have a name for that kinda of thing its called "swinging" :P

I think it's more called "Spin the Bottle"

[Jeenyuss]

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[DoTheFandango]

I hate people. More specifically, I hate people that randomly hook up with bitches. I hope you get dysentery or something that makes your ass bleed.