This was to be my signature

[Nickname]

but he just kept going.



7:JayTheGreatest> i thought about all the times i whacked off to pixilated female anthromorphic animals
7:JayTheGreatest> i'm an attention whore
7:JayTheGreatest> i used to go to gay chatrooms
7:JayTheGreatest> and notify them when i was whacking off
7:JayTheGreatest> man
7:JayTheGreatest> i whack off to hentai
7:JayTheGreatest> there just something about seeing a cartoon womans anus ripped by a caterpiller with tentacles
7:JayTheGreatest> or a blue horse monster groaning at a little girl
Izor> chall
7:JayTheGreatest> as he inserts his massive wang
7:JayTheGreatest> You know what i have an addiction to body building
7:JayTheGreatest> i want to be like those super huge body builders
7:JayTheGreatest> and i want to flex my ass cheeks
7:JayTheGreatest> once you can flex your asscheeks
7:JayTheGreatest> your basically super strong
7:NICKNAME> and set for life
7:JayTheGreatest> yeah
7:JayTheGreatest> If you can flex asscheeks your automatically sexy
7:JayTheGreatest> man i'm so cold
7:JayTheGreatest> eyes burn and i can't feel my fingers
7:JayTheGreatest> its getting late
7:JayTheGreatest> I'm like falling out of this descriptive mood
7:JayTheGreatest> OH
7:JayTheGreatest> you know what
7:NICKNAME> what?
7:JayTheGreatest> i remember when i was 7 or 8 i would hump my pillows 7:NICKNAME> really? fantastic
7:JayTheGreatest> cause it felt really good
7:JayTheGreatest> and i guess my brother caught me
7:JayTheGreatest> because i remember "AW FUCK THATS GAY"
7:JayTheGreatest> :O
7:NICKNAME> oh good god
7:JayTheGreatest> Theres semen stains on my blankets still
7:JayTheGreatest> I know in 1st-3rd grade i had sexual intercourse with this white trash girl
7:JayTheGreatest> i just can't remember it
7:JayTheGreatest> man
7:JayTheGreatest> I hate this
7:JayTheGreatest> I used to go on battle.net and insult roleplayers and spout things like "WHITE POWER"
7:JayTheGreatest> and now people are using my name on forums and shit
7:JayTheGreatest> Its a good thing i own the live journal
7:JayTheGreatest> because that person everyone knows can be found now
7:JayTheGreatest> I'll even rant like this on that
7:JayTheGreatest> its not as good as ranting here though
7:JayTheGreatest> since you all actually reply within seconds
7:JayTheGreatest> to every comment i say about myself thats true
7:NICKNAME> you're just out of this world, bud
7:JayTheGreatest> I keep having dreams
7:JayTheGreatest> Dreams of lust pride and war
7:JayTheGreatest> Dreams of invasions and dreams of the undead
7:NICKNAME> a perfect mix of hentai raping, pillow fucking, massive masturbation streak that cal ripkinw ould be proud of....bilbo would be proud too
7:JayTheGreatest> Its weird
7:JayTheGreatest> i have backgrounds for every one of my dreams
Izor> and cheaters..i disagree with you..the cheats that i see are recharge cheats that need wbing staffers to see
7:NICKNAME> yeah, it's more than a little weird. Night.


NOTE: I did not edit out anything from chat 7, most of this was him just talking randomly to himself over the period of at least 5 minutes.

[Riesen]

Too bad none of it is funny and Jay is a monsterous douche.

[Dameon Angell]

Well, contrary to Riesen, I laughed my ass off.

[all.your.base]

7:JayTheGreatest> once you can flex your asscheeks
7:JayTheGreatest> your basically super strong
7:JayTheGreatest> If you can flex asscheeks your automatically sexy

but really, who cant flex their asscheeks?

[ConCor]

7:JayTheGreatest> there just something about seeing a cartoon womans anus ripped by a caterpiller with tentacles
7:JayTheGreatest> or a blue horse monster groaning at a little girl
Izor> chall
7:JayTheGreatest> as he inserts his massive wang

I won't lie, that's kinda disturbing right there

[Zabuza]

Thats hilarious really.

[Nickname]

it's definatly odd, but i still feel it was worth posting.

[ZeUs!!]

Thats hilarious really.

You've got this massive chip on your shoulder where everyone - everyone - has deemed you lessthanfunny so you feel the need to attempt to bring everyone down to your specified level

[Dant-Zu]

it's definatly odd, but i still feel it was worth posting.

Yea it was odd. Odder that GHB on sk8 chat and forums sometimes, or maybe not.

[Krusnik]

I didn't find that funny, just really retarded.

[Lemufa]

I didn't find that funny, just really retarded.

You know you laughed.

I mean, someone with the name "Majin-uub" can't even speak of things retarded.

[Zabuza]

Stfu, Majin uub is badass african kid.

[Unorthadox]

Don't know if i shud laugh, kinda confusing really

[Zabuza]

Chances are if you need to think about if you should laugh or not, you shouldn't laugh.

[Heroin Bob]

WTFz0rz

omfg, i loved that and sent ?message jaythegreates: how are those pillows treating you? make sure they get you yo money




thanks so much <33