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  • #1

    I was in a car accident

    So my stupid ass cousin was giving me a ride home from school yesturday, and some stupid whore that just got her license pulls out in front of our car and we get into a head on collision. The bitch tells the officer that before we hit her we were laughing and giggling, I was about to punch her dead up in the face for sayin that but i dont hit women. Anyways heres some pictures of the accident, what a day. Then the cop makes my cousin move his car into the breakdown lane and then a minute later a truck hits his car. 2 in 1, it was like something out of a movie. http://www.rapidsharing.com/bd7d8837...ddbb1d5dc26149
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    My friend recorded an audio conversation between my cousin and the cop, you can hear the truck hitting the car at around 30 or 38 seconds into the clip

    My cousin's car

    Pieces of my cousin's car
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  • #2
    The bitch's car is fine

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    • #3
      OMG thats terrible. now i see why califorina says new driver must have someone licensed in the car for 3 months. prob wooda avoided that. hey at least ur cousin got to see it though, i let my friend(neighbor) borrow my audi and never saw it again. totaled
      Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself

      1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
      1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole



      Evasive <E> wtf
      Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
      caco <ER>> )Oo
      caco <ER>> bot thief!
      caco <ER>> duel me for it
      Evasive <E> no!
      Cigarettes> wunderbar?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by WuTang420
        OMG thats terrible. now i see why califorina says new driver must have someone licensed in the car for 3 months. prob wooda avoided that. hey at least ur cousin got to see it though, i let my friend(neighbor) borrow my audi and never saw it again. totaled

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        • #5
          OMFG that audio is hilarious. the cops like "is everyone ok?" then BLAM!!! theres the truck
          Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself

          1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
          1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole



          Evasive <E> wtf
          Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
          caco <ER>> )Oo
          caco <ER>> bot thief!
          caco <ER>> duel me for it
          Evasive <E> no!
          Cigarettes> wunderbar?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by WuTang420
            OMFG that audio is hilarious. the cops like "is everyone ok?" then BLAM!!! theres the truck
            lol yea, then the cop had to file another police report. And the people that worked at the gas station across the street were laughing.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by UrMaMaIsFuNnY2K
              And the people that worked at the gas station across the street were laughing.
              i would have

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              • #8
                Originally posted by UrMaMaIsFuNnY2K
                ride home from school
                Suddenly everything makes sense.

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                • #9
                  Hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
                  Pandagirl!

                  (ph)>12 is just right

                  In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                  1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                  1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                  1:Chao <ER>> at all
                  1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                  1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                  Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                  Chao <ER> - hero

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                  • #10
                    Don't laugh Panda, many people want that to happen to you, only at a higher speed.
                    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                      Don't laugh Panda, many people want that to happen to you, only at a higher speed.
                      A-FUCKING-GREED

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                        Kid killed himself after putting a MySpace bulletin out about him doing it.
                        www.ytmnd.com -- we are trying to make fun of him as many ways possible
                        Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                        Don't laugh Panda, many people want that to happen to you, only at a higher speed.
                        The irony.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Disliked
                          The irony.
                          Disliked's Grand Dilemma




                          OH, the even greater irony.

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                          • #14
                            im sorry you didnt die. next time drive faster!
                            Throughout time, there’s been
                            crimes, throughout our history
                            But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                            Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                            Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                            Come on my countrymen
                            Come on and take a stand
                            Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                            the Wenger bus is coming
                            and all the kids are running
                            from London to Manchester
                            cos he's a child molester

                            fuck islam

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                            • #15
                              My boyfriend got in an accident today. Luckily his car wasn't hurt. And err, he wasn't either.
                              Pandagirl!

                              (ph)>12 is just right

                              In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                              1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                              1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                              1:Chao <ER>> at all
                              1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                              1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                              Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                              Chao <ER> - hero

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