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  • The Chappelle Theory

    Read this and shit your pants like I did.

    http://www.chappelletheory.com/

  • #2
    Originally posted by Cleve-YB
    Read this and shit your pants like I did.

    http://www.chappelletheory.com/
    From: Yardie


    Date: Dec 19, 2005 5:34 PM
    Subject: THE TRUTH ABOUT DAVE CHAPPELLE
    Body: Several people sent this to me and I figured it was my duty to pass it along to you. What really happened to Dave Chappelle? Seriously, what really happened! Check this site out and answer the question, Was there an Illuminati-like African American entity called the Dark Crusaders that pushed Dave off the air? Go there and see for yourself Oprah? Bill Cosby? Farrakhan? Al? Jesse? Threats? Men In Black? The whole shocker at

    http://www.chappelletheory.com/ http://www.chappelletheory.com/

    REPOST THIS IN 5 MIN IF YOU LIKE DAVE CHAPPELLE OR THE DARK CRUSADERS WILL COME AND KILL YOU WHILE YOUR SLEEPING

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    • #3
      Get your pillows out, that site is sleepytime express.

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      • #4
        cleve yb are you black

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        • #5
          ... holy shit

          3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
          3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
          3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

          -

          1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
          1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

          -

          tim> .?squad tim
          BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
          Squad: timo<3ashlee

          -

          MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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          • #6
            can someone give a quick summary of this if they read the whole thing
            5:gen> man
            5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Facetious
              can someone give a quick summary of this if they read the whole thing
              Whoopi, Oprah, Cosby, Farrakhan, Sharpton, and Jesse Jackson formed a "dark crusade" to get Chapelle to quit the show. Allegedly, they sent men to follow him, even waking him up in the middle of the night with a gun to his face. Harassed him, cancelled credit cards, etc etc
              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

              internet de la jerome

              because the internet | hazardous

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              • #8
                Basically some guy put together an elaborate story together and said, "this might be what happened to Chappelle... but it's just speculation pulled from my ass because I like to write stories."

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                • #9
                  But it does make you think, I know as soon as they began I thought of Tupac (I personally think there's some kind of conspiracy behind that one). There's a lot of circumstancial evidence, but it does all make sense. I remember reading in a report with Charlie Murphy that he had compared The Chappelle's Show to Tupac's career.
                  Originally posted by turmio
                  jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                  Originally posted by grand
                  I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                  • #10
                    It's probably Bullshit, despite parts that might seem genuine or plausible...

                    But to be honest, given the state of how fucked up things and people are, and embracing the credo of 'The Truth is always stranger than Fiction'...
                    I would not be taken aback in shock and surprise.
                    SEE THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WIT YOU WHITE MUHFUCKAS, YA'LL ALWAYS TRYNA -FORCE A MOTHAFUCKA TO DO SOMETHIN- YA'LL ALWAYS TRYNA FORCE A MUHFUCKA TO SEE SHIT YOUR WAY.
                    AND IT BACKFIYAHS. EVERY. FUCKIN. TIME.

                    o// REVERE ILYAZ, JASON & GRAN \\o

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                    • #11
                      Whoopi? How could whoopie does such a horrible thing, look at this face and tell me she's evil.

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                      • #12
                        she has the same facial characteristics of king kong
                        I see no changes all I see is racist faces
                        misplaced hate makes disgrace to races

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                        • #13
                          It's full of holes.
                          The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                          Originally posted by Richard Creager
                          All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                          • #14
                            King Kong is evil, Whoopi too.



                            Look at her face and tell me she is sane. And we all know not-quite-sane people do things to other people.
                            2:Displaced> k washed my nuts, hope they stop itching now
                            2:Displaced> now its my fucking foot that is itching, FOR FUCKS SAKE

                            2:Eeks> there was this girl that had a crush on me
                            2:Eeks> and she had the biggest boobs i've ever seen live
                            2:Eeks> had back problems too i think
                            2:Eeks> it was kinda disturbing when her boobs were bigger than her head

                            1:DangerGirl> spider, give your cap to era
                            1:spider> Wooooohoo!
                            1:spider> .*passes the hat*
                            1:Erathia> <eats the hat>

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                            • #15
                              She kinda looks like Patrick Ewing in that pic.

                              But Oakenfold put it best. It's just some dude who likes to write made a website. The fact that this guy could string together a bunch of details about something so "top secret" about so many powerful people based soley on a few memos left at a hotel is completely unbelievable. So you're telling me that the people who were so careful not to have been detected for years left a paper trail after one of their meetings? Ridiculous.

                              Interesting fiction, though.

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