A brief recap on the last week. Melufa needs an Aenima.

[Horny Elf]

Forum drama, nothing like it !

[Squeezer]

I watched "Pirates" with my girlfriend.

We had a gay old time.

[T3l Ca7]

I can't believe Tone, Zeus and I didn't get mentioned, I truly think you should be tied up with stockings and thrown into the mud and be feed to the crocodiles.

p.s. regardlessly how many hours you have played, you and Jerome still act like newbs in this game.

[Lemufa]

p.s. regardlessly how many hours you have played, you and Jerome still act like newbs in this game.

Regardlessly of that comment, I'll disregardlessly anything you have to say from now on.

[geekbot]

Making fun of people who don't speak english for not writing english well is so 2004.

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

Yeah, but making fun of Telcat is timeless.

[Facetious]

yeah id feel bad about making fun of telcats grasp of the english language except for how many times she calls herself a genius. if youre actually a genius you should be able to speak (or at least write, its hard to get rid of accents) the language of the country youve lived in for many many years.

[T3l Ca7]

Dear god, may the 4 people posted before me be tied to their bed posts and forced to watch a 120 mins sex video between Goddess and J-B-Inc.

Oh wait, they might enjoy it. In that case may they be locked in the dungeon as slaves to The Goddess and never be allowed to see the sun again!

Amah! May Santa be with us!

[DoTheFandango]

Your boobs are really pointy.

[Jerome Scuggs]

p.s. regardlessly how many hours you have played, you and Jerome still act like newbs in this game.

I mean really, besides that time you were on Juice I don't recall ever seeing you

[Lemufa]

I mean really, besides that time you were on Juice I don't recall ever seeing you

Probably because she was banned. I'm sure her pristine memory allows her to recall that past vividly.

[Bob (SRB)]

Ok, there are also some things I have to say.

Telcat, I've never seen these infamous pictures of your boobs and trust me I don't want to. You are ugly, what the fuck is your display picture right now??? It's like some obscure picture of your torso where it *might* seem to some that you may have a nice body or are attractive. But every single person here has seen your picture and they know you are butt fucking ugly, WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

PH, I'm sure you are a pretty big loser, but you are one of those cool losers that should be respected more, there is definitely still hope for you. Now get off your lazy sarcastic ass, take a bus to Arkansas and have sex with ashlee RIGHT NOW. She seems to want your e-penis, so the real deal might have a shot.

Facetious, you and Jason are probably the coolest dudes on this board. I can relate to you because I don't know why I still come on these stupid fucking forums, and I'm willing to bet you two think that too everytime you type www.trenchwars.org in your searchbar.

Ashlee you are hot, like seriously really really hot, which is definitely weird. I'm pretty sure every member of these forums has gone into your little site there with like ten thousand pictures of you and I'm willing to bet a good half of them wanked off. I don't know how the fuck you ended up playing this stupid game and reading these stupid forums (maybe attention from horny 14 year olds with no real friends other than their computer gets you off?) but you should seriously be out drinking, smoking pot, clubbing, and having sex with people like me, because thats what hot chicks are supposed to do.

Nobody else on this board really matters... well zeus I actually kind of enjoyed when you used to talk about your drunken english exploits, It's nice to know that at least a very small population of this board at least kind of has a life. Zabuza, all that needs to be said about you already has been.

DoTheFandango don't get me started on you. Ok, I'm sorry but you DO NOT recieve magical internet points every time you make one of your super elite "I'm awesome at being a douche on the internet and my self esteem goes up a little everytime I make a pointless sarcastic comment or have a 50 post long useless insult fest with some other internet nerd who doesn't share the same religious/political view as me," and there is NO PLACE where you can exchange these magical internet points for money so you might as well forget about that "not being a complete failure at life for dummies" book you saw on Ebay. I'm sorry I had to be so harsh, but you have about 6000 posts, you're kind of fat, AND you like weezer. My only suggestion for you is to smoke more drugs, drink more alcohol and shed some of those pounds at the gym. Godspeed.

And I'm sitting here after a fucking shitty night of working while the chick who may still have a thing for me is off getting drunk at a party, and I'm sure there are 15 highschool dropout dirtbags asking her to come home with them, and she just might give in. This was definitely cause for a rant. So I think I'm going to go smoke enough marijuana so that I can't even remember my own name anymore and hopefully everything will be alright in the morning.

Cheers,
Bob

[Lemufa]

Ok, there are also some things I have to say.

Telcat, I've never seen these infamous pictures of your boobs and trust me I don't want to. You are ugly, what the fuck is your display picture right now??? It's like some obscure picture of your torso where it *might* seem to some that you may have a nice body or are attractive. But every single person here has seen your picture and they know you are butt fucking ugly, WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

PH, I'm sure you are a pretty big loser, but you are one of those cool losers that should be respected more, there is definitely still hope for you. Now get off your lazy sarcastic ass, take a bus to Arkansas and have sex with ashlee RIGHT NOW. She seems to want your e-penis, so the real deal might have a shot.

Facetious, you and Jason are probably the coolest dudes on this board. I can relate to you because I don't know why I still come on these stupid fucking forums, and I'm willing to bet you two think that too everytime you type www.trenchwars.org in your searchbar.

Ashlee you are hot, like seriously really really hot, which is definitely weird. I'm pretty sure every member of these forums has gone into your little site there with like ten thousand pictures of you and I'm willing to bet a good half of them wanked off. I don't know how the fuck you ended up playing this stupid game and reading these stupid forums (maybe attention from horny 14 year olds with no real friends other than their computer gets you off?) but you should seriously be out drinking, smoking pot, clubbing, and having sex with people like me, because thats what hot chicks are supposed to do.

Nobody else on this board really matters... well zeus I actually kind of enjoyed when you used to talk about your drunken english exploits, It's nice to know that at least a very small population of this board at least kind of has a life. Zabuza, all that needs to be said about you already has been.

DoTheFandango don't get me started on you. Ok, I'm sorry but you DO NOT recieve magical internet points every time you make one of your super elite "I'm awesome at being a douche on the internet and my self esteem goes up a little everytime I make a pointless sarcastic comment or have a 50 post long useless insult fest with some other internet nerd who doesn't share the same religious/political view as me," and there is NO PLACE where you can exchange these magical internet points for money so you might as well forget about that "not being a complete failure at life for dummies" book you saw on Ebay. I'm sorry I had to be so harsh, but you have about 6000 posts, you're kind of fat, AND you like weezer. My only suggestion for you is to smoke more drugs, drink more alcohol and shed some of those pounds at the gym. Godspeed.

And I'm sitting here after a fucking shitty night of working while the chick who may still have a thing for me is off getting drunk at a party, and I'm sure there are 15 highschool dropout dirtbags asking her to come home with them, and she just might give in. This was definitely cause for a rant. So I think I'm going to go smoke enough marijuana so that I can't even remember my own name anymore and hopefully everything will be alright in the morning.

Cheers,
Bob

Do me the biggest favor. After promising to never post again, slit your throat.


Thank you, madam.

[Facetious]

dont try to hook up with a girl that sleeps with a lot of high school dropouts, is my advice

good luck with that

[PH]

PH, I'm sure you are a pretty big loser, but you are one of those cool losers that should be respected more, there is definitely still hope for you. Now get off your lazy sarcastic ass, take a bus to Arkansas and have sex with ashlee RIGHT NOW. She seems to want your e-penis, so the real deal might have a shot.

This man knows me well, but he's overlooking one thing. Taking his advice would just make me the next Eric is God (even though Ashlee is obviously a vast improvement over who/what EiG slept with), and that's not exactly something I aspire to be.

Don't think the whole trip to AR/raunchy sex thing hasn't crossed my mind though.