A brief recap on the last week. Melufa needs an Aenima.

[ZeUs!!]

Nobody else on this board really matters... well zeus I actually kind of enjoyed when you used to talk about your drunken english exploits

http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=22478 - high five

Note: DSS is called thus when talking to Ilya because there's a picture of Steve in which Ilya's convinced he's got down's syndrome, hence Down's Syndrome Steve
Note 2: DSS never made it with Becca

[T3l Ca7]

Telcat, I've never seen these infamous pictures of your boobs and trust me I don't want to. You are ugly, what the fuck is your display picture right now??? It's like some obscure picture of your torso where it *might* seem to some that you may have a nice body or are attractive. But every single person here has seen your picture and they know you are butt fucking ugly, WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?

Why would I care about what you think. You are a nobody and if you die tomorrow no one here would have noticed. I am sure I would have killed myself if I lived an miserable life like you.

P.S. you are neither good looking nor smart. You have no sense of humour whatsoever. Seriously I would love to have people like you around, you make me feel so good about myself.

[Facetious]

you know, i hadnt seen ashlees website until it was just mentioned and i have to say i dont understand it

i tell you, if there was nothing hidden about the situation, sleeping with this chick wouldnt make you the next eig, ph. although i hate older guys that sleep with high school chicks. however, something creeps me out about a girl that posts on a bunch of forums to gain "fans" and then posts pictures of herself to satisfy them, theres gotta be something we're missing here.

[Vykromond]

ashlee seems reasonably well-spoken, so for the purposes of INTERNET FORUM TROLLING she's good enough, who cares about secret motivations etc.

[Lemufa]

I live in Arkansas. Why isn't anyone going through any moral conviction to come fuck ME ?

[Squeezer]

Ashlee has a website?

edit: Just went to her profile and thus found the site, and let me just say, on what I hope to be on behalf of everyone, no one would put you and EiG in the same league if you hopped on a bus. Besides, if someone was like "you desperate fuck, why would you hop on a bus to do that!?" you can just reply with "well, I still fucked her, and you didn't."

seriously, take it from your old Worchat mate....GO!

[ZeUs!!]

I don't think e-sextalking is the same thing as the real thing

[Squeezer]

I don't think e-sextalking is the same thing as the real thing

Someone sounds like a jealous jeffery

[ZeUs!!]

:blushing:

[Jerome Scuggs]

you know, i hadnt seen ashlees website until it was just mentioned and i have to say i dont understand it

i tell you, if there was nothing hidden about the situation, sleeping with this chick wouldnt make you the next eig, ph. although i hate older guys that sleep with high school chicks. however, something creeps me out about a girl that posts on a bunch of forums to gain "fans" and then posts pictures of herself to satisfy them, theres gotta be something we're missing here.

i dunno face, my girlfriend posts pics of herself all the time on forums to please men, i'm ok with it

i mean it's not like, weird or anything

[Lemufa]

What does it matter? The girl is hot, so let her flaunt. There's nothing wrong with wanting fans. Sorry guys, but my ego will ALWAYS > your feelings. Same principle, ne?

[PH]

After some debate, I've come to the following conclusion.

If members of the SSCU Trench Wars Forums approve of me taking a bus out of state to get some poonanner, it must be the right thing to do. Thanks guys. :sorcerer:

[Squeezer]

After some debate, I've come to the following conclusion.

If members of the SSCU Trench Wars Forums approve of me taking a bus out of state to get some poonanner, it must be the right thing to do. Thanks guys. :sorcerer:

but really, who's gonna make fun of you for it?

[Facetious]

i think itd be weird to have sex with someone after discussing it in a public, permanent forum before you actually met them. talk about pressure.

[ZeUs!!]

I shouldn't think the pressure is that much of a problem, its not as if the other is going to be taking notes and posting a minute by minute report of the action on the forums for everyone else to judge

Edit: Although they should