Words from The Catholic

[The Catholic]

What of Jormungand? My firstborn son, eh? I am sooo having him baptized right there in the hospital...

[PH]

PH,

Still passing right? Or is that failing?

It's passing, but before it gets any worse I highly recommend after-hours tutoring. For your first lesson, please drink this container of bleach.

[Galleleo]

I'm a Lutheran. Martin Luther founded Protestant and Lutheran religions because of how corrupt the Catholic church was. Catholicism is so different from Christianity; some people consider them different religions altogether.

I don't know alot about religion, as I do not care about it. But it's all based on the same goddamn thing.

-Mary was free of sin

No, she wasn't. Mary was a normal person just like anyone else. She just happened to have Jesus. Other than that, she had sinned. The only person who is free of sin is Jesus.

Jesus banged Maria Magdalena.

-Purgatory. Again, found nowhere in the Bible. In fact, it is nearly disproved. Luke 23:43 "I tell you the truth, today you will be with me in paradise." No, it doesn't say you will go somewhere else first because you have sinned. It says today.

There is no prove whatsoever that "time" after death is the same as time we have on earth, you cannot know the length of a day after dead, seeing as you believe there is something after death. For all you know 1 day could be a year as we know it.

Galleleo,

As I stated, that is not for me or any other person to decide the fate after you die. No one knows who will perish and who will go to Heaven, only God knows.

First off, I don't know the bible from the top of my head, nor can I quote any randolph 120:291 or anything. But doesn't the bible state when you get or don't get to go to hell. Doesn't the priests and other people within the church tell you you go to hell for certain things, tell you you'll go to heaven when you do certain things?

[Zabuza]

Only reason i'm posting in this thread is because ph's photo.

Keep it up ph.

[The Catholic]

Galleleo,

The Bible states what is wrong to do. In other words it states what are sins and what are not. It lists hundreds of sins of various degree of wrongdoing. However, all of these can be repented of, therefore I say again, only God knows who will go to Heaven and who will be damned to Hell.

I will add, that you have to truly be repentant to be forgiven of sins.

Kevin

[DoTheFandango]

YOu know what.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Take your bullshit else where. I really don't want to hear this shit. Happy Holidays and go fuck yourself in the ass with your fucking relics.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Hey kevin, what's up?

I have mrs thomas again for chemistry, she's hilarious

have fun,

jerome

p.s. if it wasn't plainly obvious, kevin plays subspace and isn't a gimmick and also lives hurrr

[The Catholic]

Hey Snow,

Give Mrs. Thomas hell man. Although, she was nice and all. But she symbolizes authority... well some what. So give it to her in full with my blessing. IM me some time on Aim dude.

[The Catholic]

DoTheFandango,

You are an ignorant fool. If you did not wish to read this then why would you click the link to read it? Baboons have more common sense.

This has been a rare mean spirited comment by The Catholic.

P.S. That is not what relics are for...

[Exotic]

hey The Catholic i think that Disliked is a better catholic than you. what are you gonna do about it haaaa

[Squeezer]

Pandagirl!,

I will do my best to try to explain some things that you seem to misunderstand.

Catholics worship the Trinity. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit are the Trinity. Three is One. One is Three. So 'worship his Son.' Is not a lie. I worship the Messiah, The Christ, or whatever else you wish to call him.

When the Angel of God descended upon Mary, the mother of Christ, the Angel stated that Mary was 'Blessed among women.' That she had found favor with God. God choose Mary for her purity.

I myself dont understand the levels of Hell. Pretty weird... Apparently there are 11 or 13 or some other prime number. I dont get them either.

Purgatory is a very complex idea. God is merciful. Purgatory is the time between death and Heaven. You can not enter Heaven without purification. Purgatory is this purification.

Jesus said unto Peter "You are my Rock, that I will build my Church on." Peter was thus commissioned the first Pope of the Catholic Church. If Jesus had not wanted a Leader of the Church, he would not have told Peter this.

During the Last Supper Jesus said 'take this break, and eat it. This is the body, which has been given up for you. Do this in remembrance of me." If you dont believe that then you do not believe one of the fundamental practices of Christianity.

I ask you please to list on Sacrament of the Catholic Church that does not offer the Forgiveness of Man that was not initiated by God. I am not sure of that third Criteria that you mentioned. Maybe Lutherans have a different idea of Sacraments. Since some definitely do not meet these criteria, I am sure you can mention one or two.

I have done my best. I do hope this will shed some light.

(Typos really need to die...)

Jesus also said it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for the rich to inherit the kingdom of god. Basically it's gg America, because you all have wealth in comparison to the rest of the world, Africa gets heaven and you get nothing, until that fucking camel squeezes his ass through that needle.

[The Catholic]

It has nothing to do with money... It is the mindset that many rich people may have. It is their lack of compassion for the poor. It is their greed and avarice that Jesus was speaking of. GG America indeed. America is one of the most generous countries in the world. We can only do so much when we live a whole ocean away.

[Galleleo]

So in the end, my point still stands, if you don't believe in God, it's a sin, you can't repent the sin because you don't believe in god, therefor you won't repent and thus end up in hell.

A murderer can however repent after slaughtering out a third world country and go to heaven, and that's fucked up.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Hey Snow,

Give Mrs. Thomas hell man. Although, she was nice and all. But she symbolizes authority... well some what. So give it to her in full with my blessing. IM me some time on Aim dude.

Her husband's been real shitty lately, he's probably going to die soon if he doesn't get a suitable liver donor In exchange for making her laugh all hour, she pretty much lets me pass chemistry with little effort. Like, the other day I didn't know an entire section of a test and I wrote "If you mark these right I'll kill someone for you", when I got it back they were all marked correct and the words "EDWARD IRONSMITH" in big, underlined letters were on the test.

[DoTheFandango]

Tappin' a teacher on the side Jerome?