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    Hello!

    My name is Kevin. You know me by an alias of mine (I have several). You know me by The Catholic. Now, I have decided to post on these truly great forums a topic that has weighed me down for several weeks. My alias, The Catholic, usually 3 or more times a day, enjoys rather heinous insults directed to it. These insults usually include phrases such as 'goddamn catholics,' 'mary was a whore,' 'you think i am going to hell,' 'you molester!,' and various other insults that to some degree burn me.

    I have decided to take the time to explain certain aspects of Catholicism to those who may have at one point thrown phrases (the above stated phrases and variations of such phrases) at me in an attempt to anger me. I will start with the very colorful expression 'goddamn catholics.' Okay, we worship God, and his Son, so chances are we are not damned. Next up to bat... 'mary was a whore.' Mary was free of sin. You do the logic there.

    'You think I am going to Hell,' are very powerful words to me. I would like to say I do not hold the Keys to Heaven and Hell and I do not decide. That is between you and the Almighty, whether you call him God, Alah, or other variations is your own business. I can not judge, or I would be guilty of a horrid crime. What you do after you die is up to you and God alone. I do not wish any one the Fire of Hell.

    'You Molester!' is a very serious acusation. And it is only an accusation. I am 18 years old, and if I was a sex offender I would be registered with the federal government as one. However I do realize that this is an attack on my faith and not me personally. If that is the case I ask you to do a bit of research and see exactly how many Catholic Priests have molested children and then compare that with other faiths. You might be a little surprised. Now on a personal note: I hope that those bastards pay for what they did. And they will... Oh they will. God may be merciful in Heaven and he might forgive their heinous crime, but I and many Catholics will not. This may be a sin, but keep in mind we are not Saints...

    I cant wait to see the many blasphemous and hateful replies to this little posting of mine. I hope more however that this will somehow lessen the amount of filth I get pm'ed and publicly targeted with.

    Thank you for your time and consideration,
    The Catholic, Aka, Kevin

    P.S. The only thing that will burn in Hell in my mind are typos.... Ern
    Last edited by The Catholic; 12-21-2005, 03:00 PM.
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  • #2
    tl;dr
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    • #3
      "I have decided to take the time to explain certain aspects of Catholicism"


      I fucking quit reading.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Zabuza
        "I have decided to take the time to explain certain aspects of Catholicism"


        I fucking quit reading.
        Well,

        That sentence does tend to sound like this thread was made to convert people, but it is not. Please read it through, if you did so as you stated.

        Peace Zabuza
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        • #5
          God hates Catholics.
          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by The Cathonewb
            'You Molester!' is a very serious acusation. And it is only an accusation. I am 18 years old, and if I was a sex offender I would be registered with the federal government as one.



            Hmmm

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            • #7
              Don't make fun of him for being hotter then you zab.

              Anyway on a different note. If I don't believe in God, I go to hell right? But the weird thing is.. you could kill 201 people, then the day before you die you go all like: Ow god, I am sooo sorry, I really repent my sins, please forgive, o mighty one.. bla bla bla.. and they get to go to heaven right.

              Now that in itself is weird, but also when you think that god created us in his image, it also means he wanted us to think for ourselves, have our own believes etc. That would mean that I would be free to think there is no God and he could therefor not condemn me to the firy pits of hell because I don't he exists..
              Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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              • #8
                I stopped reading too. Catholicism is just crazy in my never to be humble opinion. Some of the stuff in that post is so untrue, but :censored2
                Pandagirl!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Galleleo
                  Don't make fun of him for being hotter then you zab.

                  Anyway on a different note. If I don't believe in God, I go to hell right? But the weird thing is.. you could kill 201 people, then the day before you die you go all like: Ow god, I am sooo sorry, I really repent my sins, please forgive, o mighty one.. bla bla bla.. and they get to go to heaven right.

                  Now that in itself is weird, but also when you think that god created us in his image, it also means he wanted us to think for ourselves, have our own believes etc. That would mean that I would be free to think there is no God and he could therefor not condemn me to the firy pits of hell because I don't he exists..
                  Galleleo,

                  As I stated, that is not for me or any other person to decide the fate after you die. No one knows who will perish and who will go to Heaven, only God knows.

                  Originally posted by Pandagirl!
                  I stopped reading too. Catholicism is just crazy in my never to be humble opinion. Some of the stuff in that post is so untrue, but :censored2
                  Pandagirl!,

                  Well, perhaps if you could enlighten me on what is untrue, I might be able to understand what you meant...
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                  • #10
                    I bloody hate chatholics.
                    You ate some priest porridge

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                    • #11
                      Troll 2/10
                      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                      • #12
                        You're doing a good job at explaining Kevin. Always lots of ignorant people who insults something without knowing anything about it.

                        Originally posted by The Catholic
                        Hello!
                        'You Molester!' is a very serious acusation. And it is only an accusation. I am 18 years old, and if I was a sex offender I would be registered with the federal government as one. However I do realize that this is an attack on my faith and not me personally. If that is the case I ask you to do a bit of research and see exactly how many Catholic Priests have molested children and then compare that with other faiths. You might be a little surprised. Now on a personal note: I hope that those bastards pay for what they did.
                        Well said.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Pandagirl!
                          I stopped reading too. Catholicism is just crazy in my never to be humble opinion. Some of the stuff in that post is so untrue, but :censored2
                          Like you are one to talk. Christianity in general is fucking crazy.

                          YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WORSHIP SOMETHING OR SOMEONE THAT MAY HAVE OR MAY NOT HAVE EXISTED/DONE ANYTHING GOOD/BEEN THE SON OF GOD.

                          Don't you feel His POWER?!
                          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                          • #14
                            Gimmick.
                            G[y]Ro> omfg
                            G[y]Ro> u nerds
                            G[y]Ro> NERDS
                            G[y]Ro> ALL OF U

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                            • #15
                              unfortunately a lot of dumb ass ppl get kicks out of trying to put ppl down and if you stopped and read pub chat then that becomes obvious that its not just to you. I'm not surprised that they pm you stuff about child molestation when you look at the conduct of a minority of priests and the Catholic church having covered it up in the past.

                              'The Catholic' is a pretty strange name to be playing in a game, what did you expect?



                              On another note

                              Originally posted by Pandagirl!
                              I stopped reading too. Catholicism is just crazy in my never to be humble opinion. Some of the stuff in that post is so untrue, but
                              wtf??? i thought you were a Christian ??

                              How can you think "Catholicism is just crazy" when it was the basis what ever branch of Christianty you believe in ????





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