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My norwegian newspapers have been filled with Britney Spears, Idol and So you think you can Dance lately and its starting to fucking piss me off.
So.
Lets help the maniacs overseas with some ideas on new and spectacular ways of blowing shit up.
My first idea:
1. Driving a train that transports gasoline into a nuclear reactor.
This requires quite alot of work as you have to make a new set of railroad-tracks leading from the closest railroad directly into the wall of the nuclear reactor, but im pretty sure its gonna be worth it if succseed`d.
Things you need:
-A location with :
- gasoline-transporting trains
- a nuclear power plant
- a forest
- Lots of people to build a new railroad
- a bomb maybe
2. Starting a war between Britain and France
Im pretty confident that this is easier than it sounds. The French are somewhat uptight and if you manage to push the right button im sure France is ready to lose another war.
What could be the right button?
- Napoleon is gay
- the google joke about french war victories
- Eiffel Tower looks like a dildo
- French women
- Q. How do you say hello in French?
A. "I Surrender."
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Im sure you guys can do better
So.
Lets help the maniacs overseas with some ideas on new and spectacular ways of blowing shit up.
My first idea:
1. Driving a train that transports gasoline into a nuclear reactor.
This requires quite alot of work as you have to make a new set of railroad-tracks leading from the closest railroad directly into the wall of the nuclear reactor, but im pretty sure its gonna be worth it if succseed`d.
Things you need:
-A location with :
- gasoline-transporting trains
- a nuclear power plant
- a forest
- Lots of people to build a new railroad
- a bomb maybe
2. Starting a war between Britain and France
Im pretty confident that this is easier than it sounds. The French are somewhat uptight and if you manage to push the right button im sure France is ready to lose another war.
What could be the right button?
- Napoleon is gay
- the google joke about french war victories
- Eiffel Tower looks like a dildo
- French women
- Q. How do you say hello in French?
A. "I Surrender."
--
Im sure you guys can do better
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