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  • Happy Birthday Jesus!

    I would like to say that your bday is the best because we get all the presents.
    TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
    TelCat> hoes get paid :(
    TelCat> i dont

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    :sick:

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    • #3
      Jesus wasn't born in December.


      Happy Chanukah

      NT

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Bioture
        I would like to say that your bday is the best because we get all the presents.
        I think that you are misinformed about the present thingy...
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        1:Rudy> He has a habit of touching things he's not supposed to
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          • #6
            Fuck Jesus.
            Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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            • #7
              puttin on the ritz
              Big Chill

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Galleleo
                Fuck Jesus.
                ^gay

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                • #9
                  Jesus wasn't born on December 25th, but many Christians celebrate his birth on this day (not really a birthday). Just a remembrance of a perfect man, who came this world to show us his love and mercy, and dying for all of us so that we could be saved.

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                  • #10
                    Uncalled for Galleleo.

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                    • #11
                      Fuckshit I already created one, damn. MERRY CHRISTMAS/BEGINNING OF CHANUKKAH.
                      Originally posted by turmio
                      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                      Originally posted by grand
                      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                      • #12
                        Yours was better. This one made me vomit a little, in my mouth.

                        Jesus seppuku ftw.

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                        • #13
                          Our church had a birthday party for Jesus today with birthday cake and everything. I didn't go though. It was for the little kids.
                          Pandagirl!

                          (ph)>12 is just right

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                          1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                          1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                          1:Chao <ER>> at all
                          1:Mantra-Slider> chao
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                          Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
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                          • #14
                            and Christians say the spirit of Christmas is dead!

                            BTW, I'm typing this on my cousins PSP.

                            werd up, this took me 20 minutes!
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Pandagirl!
                              Our church had a birthday party for Jesus today with birthday cake and everything. I didn't go though. It was for the little kids.

                              ROFl??????

                              Sounds funny but i dont think its te kinda thing to laugh about
                              Singularit> Ive seen old men do alot of scary shit
                              Beasts> ur grandpa always runs around on ice singu?
                              Unorthadox> LMAO
                              Unorthadox> LMFAO
                              Singularit> mine does
                              Singularit> but hes ubergrandpa
                              Unorthadox> ROFL

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