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don't name it mike
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3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!
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1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up
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tim> .?squad tim
BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
Squad: timo<3ashlee
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MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>
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You should probably name it MikeOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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you really shouldn't name it mike
3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!
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1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up
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tim> .?squad tim
BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
Squad: timo<3ashlee
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MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>
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If you name your dog Mike all the other dog's will be automatically scared shitless of it and all the bitches will think its a complete hunk so you should probably name it MikeOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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1) Veggie
2)PETA Pumpkin Eata
3) Socks O'Hoolahan
4) Krom the Cow-Eater
5) "Plants are for pussies "
6) I like meat
7) Steak 'n Things
8)RMEM (Real Men Eat Meat)My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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(the dog will become gay if you name it mike)
3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!
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1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up
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tim> .?squad tim
BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
Squad: timo<3ashlee
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MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>
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-How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know, but where do you get your protein?
-How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
-How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, vegans can't change anything
-How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?
One if nobody's looking.
The Native American word for vegetarian is "poor hunter."
-What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself?
A non-dairy creamer.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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D-A-M-N, you're funny blue, seriously.DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Broaden your horizons, read my blog:
-> http://foldhesten.mybrute.com/Comment
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9) MikeOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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UrMaMaIsFuNnY2KOriginally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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Dogs are stupid IMO
They like to bite me so i hate them :turned:Singularit> Ive seen old men do alot of scary shit
Beasts> ur grandpa always runs around on ice singu?
Unorthadox> LMAO
Unorthadox> LMFAO
Singularit> mine does
Singularit> but hes ubergrandpa
Unorthadox> ROFLComment
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TobeyComment
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I like the way they pronounce O'Hoolahan in dodgeballMaybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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Scruff
or somethingComment
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