Imagine having a girlfriend the same size as ur penis?

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01-09-2006, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by T3l Ca7

No Gorilla ever fell for a human girl.

Maybe we are too ugly.

You see human marry a dog, human marry a dolphin. I don't see no dolphin or dog ever want to marry a human.

Do you ever think maybe the animals think we are ugly?

Fuck that, you're ugly.

My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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