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I finaly saw KING KONG and it sucked monster gorilla balls! I knew I was in trouble when it was hour 14 and they hadnt got to new york yet. I knew I was in trouble when king kong started fighting jurassic park. I saw this movie on my day off and when it ended I had to go to work. My favorite part of the movie was when naomi fell asleep curled up on king kong's scrotum. Imagine having a girlfriend the same size as your penis? I found myself pondering this very topic during one of the 7, 45 minute, romance scenes between king shlong and the girl. you know where the ape stares into her eyes and she stares back into the monkey's gaping vagina nose. I was thinking you could place the girl on your weiner and just let her stand there...walk the plank if you will. she could jerk you off like she was climbing a pilar. I dont wanna ruin it for people who havent seen it but yea, she fucks that gorilla.
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thats quite graphic sounding.
Rofl/.
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Brings a whole new world to bukkake doesn't it?Comment
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I think its funny that disliked posted the above post.
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++Originally posted by DislikedComment
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what do you mean "no penis"
wtfz dude...your greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgrandfather was a monkey
He must have had a penis, no?I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...Comment
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He wasn't climbing the Empire State Building, he was trying to hump it.
Whoever has an office with that window on the 16th floor might want to wait for a decontamination crew to clean up before going back to work.Comment
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need a few more "greats" in thereOriginally posted by cundor
this thread deliversOriginally posted by WardComment
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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sigh.Originally posted by Liquid BlueOriginally posted by ToneComment
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I don't know what the problem is--
I see girls who are 5'10" all the time.
:sorcerer: sorry, someone was going to say it sooner or later, and I decided to go firstboo...:eek:Comment
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No Gorilla ever fell for a human girl.
Maybe we are too ugly.
You see human marry a dog, human marry a dolphin. I don't see no dolphin or dog ever want to marry a human.
Do you ever think maybe the animals think we are ugly?☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏Comment
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I hope you were being sarcastic tel.
I don't believe dogs understand the concept of marriage but they certainly lust after humans and pretty much everything else. I hate dogs. Dolphins have also been known to start sexually engaging a human. My knowledge of this disturbs me.Comment
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and were meant to take the opinion of a man who hates dogs. pff.
gorilla movies suck.LoPIST> i have tons of leet freindsComment
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hahahahahahahahaha I got it.Originally posted by BlankeOriginally posted by ToneComment
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