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How many more can get mad at my "patriotic" comments? Let's see let's see! A rocky picture obiviiously means my post isn't satire at all, oh yes yes it does!
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How many more can get mad at my "patriotic" comments? Let's see let's see! A rocky picture obiviiously means my post isn't satire at all, oh yes yes it does!My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
PH KNOWS WHAT'S UP. YUP YUPMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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HEY REST OF THE WORLD!!!! OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF HAS A MESSAGE FOR YA!!!!!!
WE'VE GOT THE HULKSTER AND MR T!!!!!! SO LICK OUR FUCKING BALLS!!!! especially you Ratty
Last edited by Squeezer; 01-10-2006, 01:57 AM.Originally posted by ToneComment
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Originally posted by Squeezer
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in all seriousness (three part post):
1) this thread delivers
2) i don't like america, but:
3) every person who posted in this thread to talk about how much they hate america is the precise ontological definition of "euro trash"
kill yourselves, that is all
love vykromondOriginally posted by WardComment
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In that case, the true parody thread can be found here:t may look like a "I'm trying to be funny thread".
But if you look closely, its a patriotic thread made by a guy who got tired of all the attacks against usa on this forum. He's trying to cover it up with his non funny humor though.
Where would the world be today without the americans.
EDIT: Afk eating.
http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthr...8&goto=newpost
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++Originally posted by DislikedComment
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You lose points for linking to your own parody thread.Comment
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+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++Originally posted by DislikedComment
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ding dingOriginally posted by Troll KingMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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this is fixed..just I hate georgey So im stilll saying that it wasnt to show support for every bush hater aroundOriginally posted by DoTheFandango
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Im still an American though so..
GO FUCK URSELF GEORGE!!!!!!!Oar> hey intersect, i found a way to get recruited.
Intersect>really?
Intersect>how?
Oar> "hey, you guys look like you're down the river without an OAR"
Intersect> HAHAHAH ROFL LMAOMALMAComment
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America is teh awesome mainly because we use REAL units of measurement.
1 MILE > 1 KILOMETER (literally)
it's a well known fact that euros use the metric system because they can't handle making 'difficult' unit conversions in their head
SIGNATURE PROTEST: KEEP THE SHORT FFSComment
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You mean the rest of the world, not eurosElmo!> Hola
KJW> Elimo!
Nimrook> Melo!
yungsta> jello!Comment
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I would just like to say that Lumberjacks are so American it isn't even funny. Paul Bunyan, END OF FUCKING AMERICAN STORY!
Euro and Canada Fags, shut up, Lumberjacks are American. Stop trying to steal our American Icons to make your country seem cooler. You suck, always have, always will, that's why you aren't America. Britain, we left your country for a reason: We had enough of your faggoty tea and scones, so we came here to make fried chicken and whiskey.Comment
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Originally posted by MelololOriginally posted by AndWhatMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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i'm having trouble finding out why exactly that last post makes america great
EDIT: NOT THAT IT ISN'T
THE STORY IS MERELY LACKING IN COWBOYS
AND ALSO LACKING IN A LACK OF TALKING ABOUT GASHED PENISESOriginally posted by WardComment
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