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He was probably non-American, LB.
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Uh....they were both cowboys
Woot woot AMURICA HO YEA
EDIT: NM the one that gashed his pee pee was from Norway. Half the country put up a candlight vigil for him outside the only "Go-Jo's: Frosty Delights", all 15 of them.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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They could be shitty, Norwegian counterfeit cowboys. Just like everything else in that country. AM I RIGHT?Originally posted by WardComment
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Truer words were never spoken. Preach it, brother.Originally posted by VykromondOriginally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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God bless america.DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
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God bless eurotrash. He are having most armpit hairs then American mans.Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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It's the final Countdown!!!!!!!!!!! Europe sucks. Even the band that named themselves after your continent couldn't find success!
GOD BLESS THOSE CRAZY EUROS
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Well, America rocks because it's identity can basically be seperated into 4 main areas:
1) Freedom - freedom of speech! freedom of religion! freedom to shut the hell up if freedoms need to be taken away because there is terrorism!
2) Democracy - power to the people! Let's spread it! In Iraq! They'll love it just gotta kill some people! Vote! VOTE!
3) Capitalism - Feel that? Thats Smith's invisible hand of motivation! Oh snap Enron scandal! Oh snap Martha Stewart! That's the wrong hand!
4) Individualism - for our generation! We got our own space! No need for "rules" or "customs" to identify us! We're unique!
someone find some pictures for these... im not good at depicting "individualism" with something
TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
TelCat> hoes get paid :(
TelCat> i dontComment
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Keeping in step with ConcreteSchlyrd:
Dear Norway:
We hereby demand the delivery (in full) of one (1) Jonas Jin Hognes Hansen. Once said parcel is in hand, feel free to die in whatever way seems best to you.
With love,
The Civilized World5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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NORWEGIAN COWBOY
AMERICAN COWBOY
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But not two chins like you! :grin:Originally posted by PH
God bless eurotrash. He are having most armpit hairs then American mans.
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One for each testicle, girly boy.
OH SNAPMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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LB knows it all, as usual.Comment
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I have two chins?
I think that's just a result of the odd camera angle. Regardless, I'm not exactly a good representative of the "average American" demographic.
LB, I demand immediate raging buttsex in the back of an American-made car to celebrate living in the GREATEST FUCKING COUNTRY ON EARTH.Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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