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    No jokes about public arenas please

    I was on the train today and listening to Eels - Beautiful Freak, a record made by an American band, and one of the lines from Susan's House is "... meanwhile an old couple argues inside the Queen Bea". That song is about how urban society in America is going tits up (its about American society as amongst other things, we don't get many dead 15 year-olds on the 'sidewalk' in this country). So why has it got a reference to a pub called the Queen Bea? I can only imagine it being a pub as the title is so English - America hasn't had any Queens so something called the Queen Bea has got to be some kind of foreign institution. Are there pubs in America? I thought it was a country of sports bars.

    The other point I daydreamed about on the train in London today regarded this building which I've walked past countless times on Leadenhall Street:



    Its known as 'The Gherkin', yet I want to know why is this so, when it bears more of a resemblance to a futuristic tampon?

    Cue public arena jokes
    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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    jerkin' your gherkin
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    • #3
      Originally posted by ZeUs!!


      Its known as 'The Gherkin', yet I want to know why is this so, when it bears more of a resemblance to a futuristic tampon?

      Cue public arena jokes
      Everything is bigger in England.
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #4
        It's for the Queen of BB.
        sage

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DoTheFandango
          Everything is bigger in England.
          other way around, they have to compensate more :turned:
          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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          • #6
            I don't know about pubs named Queen Bea, but I do know that we have pubs in America. I don't know how well they represent English/Irish pubs, though. We have sports bars, regular old bars, biker bars, dives (like Cheers), etc etc.

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