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    here is a test I got sent in an e-mail:

    http://www.mensa-test.com/

    It's acually pretty cool, I got 18. Border line intelligent/genius. I'm sure you guys will all cheat and say you got like 21. So I don't know why I am going to put this on here.
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

  • #2
    It would probably be easier to have english as your native language
    last.fm - Keeping it short

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    • #3
      i got 11

      pretty fun

      most (all?) of the answers here http://www.chesskit.com/miscellaneous/quiz.php
      can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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      • #4
        I got 13, so it says that I am intelligent.

        Here are the numbers I got (for proof and bragging rights)

        0(given) 1 2 4 9 13 18 21 22 23 25 27 30 32
        thread killer

        Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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        • #5
          Quote:
          "You have to work out what the letters mean."

          This is the worst test I've ever seen, only stupid people who are insecure about their intelligence would take this shit serious.
          DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
          Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
          Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg

          1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon

          I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/

          Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.


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          -> http://foldhesten.mybrute.com/

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          • #6
            Some of these you have to have known of before:

            6 balls to an over in cricket
            27 books in the new testament
            100 cents in a rand (google says this is the South American dollar)
            15 players in a rugby team (so shoot me if I didn't know this one, I'm betting half the forum population doesn't either)
            39 books of the old testament
            66 books of the bible
            64 squares on a chess board (I didn't know this off the top of my head, though it makes sense now)
            23 pairs of chromosomes in the human body (I vaguely remember this from high school... vaguely)

            Perhaps some of those you could find out by a little word play and deduction, but most of those are a total 'wtf' if you're not an incredibly cultured person (and here I thought I was).

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            • #7
              I got 13
              sdg

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              • #8
                Originally posted by RATTY...
                Quote:
                "You have to work out what the letters mean."

                This is the worst test I've ever seen, only stupid people who are insecure about their intelligence would take this shit serious.
                AWW WATTY COULDNT DO WITTT
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #9
                  18.

                  But I honestly don't believe that's a true test of intellegence.
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                  • #10
                    that's a good find DTF, and it took a bit of thinking but I admit defeat at 30



                    and you can believe me or not on that, but if you want proof i can pm you the answers i put - i was particularly pleased when i worked out the 32 is the T in D F at which W F

                    The one's I didn't manage to get are: 90 D in a R A, 9 P in S A, and 15 M on a D M C

                    Edit: now i looked at the answers Ilya put, the 90 one is bloody obvious, and I was toying with the S A answer, but couldn't think of what P could stand for. 15 M on a D M C i would never have got though, so even if i had thought more on it, i would only have made 32 :'(
                    Last edited by Colossos; 01-20-2006, 07:58 PM.
                    1:LMAO> lets do everything dirty
                    1:LMAO> hack
                    1:LMAO> i will back u up
                    1:LMAO> whatever it takes to win

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                    • #11
                      i was really bad at this, but in all seriousness, aside from that, this has nothing to do with intelligence

                      i got three and was like this is fucking stupid i want to see the answers

                      what the fuck, the reason i quit was primarily because i kept typing the correct answer to 1000 y in a m and it would erase my score and make me start over
                      Last edited by Facetious; 01-20-2006, 08:27 PM.
                      5:gen> man
                      5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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                      • #12
                        I had 23/33, tho I had the one about 29 days in februari in a .... year right too, I just forgot how that year is called in english.

                        After looking at the answers IlyaZ gave, I don't know anything about cricket, I don't know anything about the bible? whats the deal with the men on the dead men's chest? whats the deal with the mice? Something to do with those mices from Shrek? A leap year.. aha.

                        O and I had the 1000 years in a millenium right but it just wouldn't count it as right.
                        Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                        • #13
                          dead man's chest is a pirate's tale, I believe the new Pirates of the Carribean carries that title, and Jack Sparrow is one of the 15.

                          3 blind mice is an old nursery rhyme.
                          1:LMAO> lets do everything dirty
                          1:LMAO> hack
                          1:LMAO> i will back u up
                          1:LMAO> whatever it takes to win

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Galleleo
                            I had 23/33, tho I had the one about 29 days in februari in a .... year right too, I just forgot how that year is called in english.

                            After looking at the answers IlyaZ gave, I don't know anything about cricket, I don't know anything about the bible? whats the deal with the men on the dead men's chest? whats the deal with the mice? Something to do with those mices from Shrek? A leap year.. aha.

                            O and I had the 1000 years in a millenium right but it just wouldn't count it as right.
                            Millennium*
                            last.fm - Keeping it short

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                            • #15
                              i had 18
                              Originally posted by turmio
                              jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                              Originally posted by grand
                              I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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