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  • #16
    After I gave up at like 20 I googled the answers. I don't think that test is a good judge of anything, but it was still fun.
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    • #17
      wow i found something more frustrating than ss!
      Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself

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      • #18
        Language skills are one part of intelligence and it can be measured with a test like this. This test doesn't cover anything else. I also think there are much better tests concerning these kind of mental skills.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Mulkero
          Language skills are one part of intelligence and it can be measured with a test like this. This test doesn't cover anything else. I also think there are much better tests concerning these kind of mental skills.
          A test which involves language skills (at all) hardly tests your intelligence.

          What if a person who knew 5 languages fluently, and never learned english took this test? Would he be considered dumb?
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          Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
          Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg

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          I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/

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          • #20
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            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
            apt>yes u can wtf
            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
            apt>na
            apt>ill show you pictures
            apt>next time I masturbate

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            • #21
              that's the stupidest test ever. French being my first language, means that the order (of the words) kills my score : 3/33
              Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
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              • #22
                I find that this test is highly dependent on knowing certain colloquial phrases and is not really related to intelligence (I determined this before doing any of the questions, BTW).
                - k2

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                • #23
                  It's not only language based.. I know nothing about cricket, that's already 1 answer gone, I never heard of the 3 mice nursery rhyme, 2 answers gone. I didn't know about the 15 men, another one gone..

                  I mean, you have to have heard of that stuff before too.

                  A real IQ test should contain either question for wich you don't need prior knowledge, or question about knowledge that is considered basic everywhere, like math.
                  Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Galleleo
                    It's not only language based.. I know nothing about cricket, that's already 1 answer gone, I never heard of the 3 mice nursery rhyme, 2 answers gone. I didn't know about the 15 men, another one gone..

                    I mean, you have to have heard of that stuff before too.

                    A real IQ test should contain either question for wich you don't need prior knowledge, or question about knowledge that is considered basic everywhere, like math.
                    W-h-i-c-h
                    DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
                    Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
                    Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg

                    1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon

                    I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/

                    Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

                    Broaden your horizons, read my blog:
                    -> http://foldhesten.mybrute.com/

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                    • #25
                      Ratty, you really are a moron, first you state that you don't care about your english, but you keep going around correcting other people's typo's. Well guess what, I don't give a shit about my typo's, everyone knows what I wanted to say there and that's good enough for me.

                      Besides, you wouldn't want to take me on when it comes to English because I would most likely outskool you anyway. Yes I put skool there on purpose
                      Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Galleleo
                        Ratty, you really are a moron, first you state that you don't care about your english, but you keep going around correcting other people's typo's. Well guess what, I don't give a shit about my typo's, everyone knows what I wanted to say there and that's good enough for me.

                        Besides, you wouldn't want to take me on when it comes to English because I would most likely outskool you anyway. Yes I put skool there on purpose
                        Someone who spells which as wich outSKOOLS me in english?
                        English is what, your 2nd language? You're still crap at it. English is my third.

                        The english I write here is crap compared to the english I write when I sit down to write an essay in english. I doubt you're better in english than me when I try.

                        Hell, you can't even type simple words, why do do I bother replying to some tard, haha.
                        DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
                        Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
                        Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg

                        1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon

                        I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/

                        Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

                        Broaden your horizons, read my blog:
                        -> http://foldhesten.mybrute.com/

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                        • #27
                          Highlight my post, gg

                          I am not trying to put down good English. I just type, I don't even reread my posts and I am dyslexic. I have never really sat down for english, and I have never really studied for English, yet I aced English. I was done in half an hour with my English exam and I aced that too.
                          Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                          • #28
                            got 27
                            People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else."

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Galleleo
                              Highlight my post, gg

                              I am not trying to put down good English. I just type, I don't even reread my posts and I am dyslexic. I have never really sat down for english, and I have never really studied for English, yet I aced English. I was done in half an hour with my English exam and I aced that too.
                              Why are you bragging about "acing" an exam when you don't even know how to spell simple words. Your grammar is still crap.

                              "Ohh, I'm dyslexic, I can't spell, I don't care about my grammar, but I aced an exam in 30 mins". Good job. Shame that no one cares.
                              DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
                              Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
                              Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg

                              1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon

                              I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/

                              Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.

                              Broaden your horizons, read my blog:
                              -> http://foldhesten.mybrute.com/

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                              • #30
                                Man, you are even thicker then skitzo..
                                Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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