Throughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
Sung at Manchester United to the tune of Lord of the Dance:
"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"
(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your sister is your mother, Your uncle is your brother, You all f@*k one,another The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc
.Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
''Going down .going down going down, Sunderland fans reply.....
"So are we , so are we , so are we ".
"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers
song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
West brom sang:
the premier league is upside down
the premier league is upside down we'r up the top chelsea bottom
the premier league is upside down then a few seconds later
champions...............champions....... ......champions
He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
> >>> *in style of Chim-Chiminey*
> >>> "Tim timminy
> >>> Tim timminy
> >>> Tim Tim Tirooo
> >>> We've got Tim Howard
> >>> and he says F*CK YOU!!
> >>>
> >>> ***************************************
> >>> In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football
> >>> stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
> >>> He's red,He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad,
> >>> Carra's dad
> >>>
> >>> ***************************************
> >>> Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals
> >>> at St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey,
> >>> He used to be sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey
> >>> wonderland
> >>>
> >>> ***************************************
> >>> Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as
> >>> emergency cover...
> >>>
> >>> He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit,
> >>>
> >>> Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!
> >>>
> >>> ***************************************
> >>> To the tune of Rebel Rebel
> >>> Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville Neville, your play
> >>> is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville
> >>> Neville
> >>> is the name of your dad
> >>>
> >>> ****************************************
> >>> Don't blame it on the Biscan,
> >>> Don't blame it on the Hamann,
> >>> Don't blame it on the Finnan,
> >>> Blame it on Traore,
> >>> He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He
> >>> just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
> >>> ........................................
> >>> ........................................ ......
> >>>
> >>> **************************************
> >>> "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"... Celtic fans
> >>> to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed
> >>> with Schizophrenia.
Originally posted by Facetious
edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
Liverpool. Mcmanaman was elite, and the others, but don't remember their name.
DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg
1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon
I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
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