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  • Your worst xmas present...

    So what was your worst?

    On xmas eve my fam came home from drinking at 2am, and they wanted to unwrap presents then so who am I to bother trying to say No to 3 drunk tards, newho brother got my rents a dvd player where as i got my dad fawlty towers collection on video (bah) so anyway we end up watching peter kay on this new dvd player until 4am where we each gradually went to bed.

    The actual day was shit and lonely, waking at 12, dads gone out, bros going out, mums watching tv....im sat in my room drinking alone and end up with turkey and chips for dinner (we usually have a buffet but because of ppl out it would have been a waste)

    Anyway back to the topic in hand, my brother got me the amityville horror on dvd (the only amityville that i HATE) but I stole his printer :P Not as bad as previous christmases, day was shit but presents were alright...all in all I got

    cd writer, graphics card, 100 blank cds, cd labeler (reason y i stole printer), 3 dvds (the ugly (never seen) amityville horror (dont like) and slipknot (not really into slip nemore but its alrite)) some nice cotton bed clothes and simpsons slippers, a simpson mousemat (i was originally using my national record of achievemnt), a box of fruit jellies (yum), a cd wallet that can hold 96 cdrs, soap on a rope, shower gel and deodrant (such a nice hint)

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    Re: Your worst xmas present...

    Originally posted by Disliked
    So what was your worst?

    On xmas eve my fam came home from drinking at 2am, and they wanted to unwrap presents then so who am I to bother trying to say No to 3 drunk tards, newho brother got my rents a dvd player where as i got my dad fawlty towers collection on video (bah) so anyway we end up watching peter kay on this new dvd player until 4am where we each gradually went to bed.

    The actual day was shit and lonely, waking at 12, dads gone out, bros going out, mums watching tv....im sat in my room drinking alone and end up with turkey and chips for dinner (we usually have a buffet but because of ppl out it would have been a waste)
    Wow it must be rough living in a trailer park. On another note anyone that would watch Peter Kay on t.v. let alone buy his DVD should be shot in the face.

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    • #3
      dys do you actually know who peter kay is?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by VenomArse
        dys do you actually know who peter kay is?
        Thou i am not dyst i will still answer your question. He is some fat British comedian with a terrible stand up routine. I believe his movie is "Live From At Top Of The Towner" or something on the lines of that. I think he sucks.. i much prefer any Adam Sandler movie.

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        • #5
          Hmm, funny trailer park....being a village of houses after all.

          Peter Kay is from Bolton (where I'm from) so we speak the same....tinternet

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          • #6
            Re: Your worst xmas present...

            Originally posted by Disliked
            soap on a rope
            Hmm, so people adapt to living in prison after all

            1:Eeks> well that bichix was trying to start conversation with me today
            1:Eeks> and got excited when i said i wanna go drink today =/
            1:Eeks> but i didn't propose anything
            1:Zloy> Why
            1:Eeks> i didn't have anything to fill that box zloy

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            • #7
              Will Thom Yorke ever cheer up? - ZeUs!!!

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              • #8
                lol
                1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


                1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
                1:trashed> wha
                1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
                1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
                1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
                1:trashed> i download my own

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                1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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                • #9
                  Jeez I was only starting a thread so ppl can write what their worst xmas present was/were whatever.

                  (its a simpsons soap on a rope)

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                  • #10
                    that kid looks like me when i was 3
                    Originally posted by Yoshiba
                    i lag when i smoke weed

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                    • #11
                      i pity you
                      5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                      5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                      5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                      1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                      1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                      • #12
                        i wasnt quite so narrow
                        Originally posted by Yoshiba
                        i lag when i smoke weed

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                        • #13
                          you mean you were fatter?
                          5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                          5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                          5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                          1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                          1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                          • #14
                            I got a fucking bottle of shampoo, yes, SHAMPOO

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                            • #15
                              Damn it sounds like you got away with a crapload of stuff, Disliked
                              I'd rather be SubSpacing.

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