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  • #16
    i'm too poor to get anything.
    1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


    1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
    1:trashed> wha
    1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
    1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
    1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
    1:trashed> i download my own

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    1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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    • #17
      i'm poorer than all of you, stfu. i live in the ghetto
      5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
      5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
      5:royst> i wish it was calculus

      1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

      1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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      • #18
        well now...I got a prism for christmas...a cheap 7 dollar prism. and an afternoon of picking up tiny pieces of wrapping paper off of EVERYHING! Tape and ribbons everywhere and to top it off for the next year I will be stepping all over the giant toddler sized legos, and tripping over dolls and doll bottles and ect..ect...ect...
        Don't mind me I don't know what I'm Talking about

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        • #19
          toe nail clippers.
          2 time TWLD runner up.

          If not a medal, cant I get a Ribbon??

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          • #20
            bleh

            I got.... sweatshirt, jacket thing, pants, some zip zap toy, Candies spray, 50 dollers, and a pocket pussy.

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            • #21
              Re: bleh

              Originally posted by stuckup
              a pocket pussy
              just the right thing for when you're always on the go

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              • #22
                christmas sucks. i'm converting to judism. Hannuka = 8 days of presents
                5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                • #23
                  Children, children, children. You're all so funny. So materialistic. Fun to watch. One day you're gonna move out of your mommy's house and see how it is to get like 1 gift for christmas. Oh man. I'd love to see your faces.
                  It's not whether you win or lose.
                  It's how you place the blame.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by phYst
                    Children, children, children. You're all so funny. So materialistic. Fun to watch. One day you're gonna move out of your mommy's house and see how it is to get like 1 gift for christmas. Oh man. I'd love to see your faces.
                    They kicked PhYst out $
                    some are wise, some are otherwise

                    1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
                    1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
                    1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by phYst
                      Children, children, children. You're all so funny. So materialistic. Fun to watch. One day you're gonna move out of your mommy's house and see how it is to get like 1 gift for christmas. Oh man. I'd love to see your faces.
                      obviously you got a nice present =)

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by phYst
                        Children, children, children. You're all so funny. So materialistic. Fun to watch. One day you're gonna move out of your mommy's house and see how it is to get like 1 gift for christmas. Oh man. I'd love to see your faces.
                        I'll be lucky if I get one gift.....probably socks off myself mind.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Shear
                          christmas sucks. i'm converting to judism. Hannuka = 8 days of presents
                          You get one a day fucktard

                          8 presents < Whatever you SHOULD get on christmas

                          I hate being a jew
                          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                            You get one a day fucktard

                            8 presents < Whatever you SHOULD get on christmas

                            I hate being a jew
                            we need to invent a holiday. A holiday that only SS'ers can celebrate. where we get as many presents as we want. and no shampoo.
                            5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                            5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                            5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                            1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                            1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                            • #29
                              I've never had a bad Christmas.

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                              • #30
                                ...shampoo..

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