Girls - rejection

[ZeUs!!]

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[bloodzombie]

You are right, it wouldn't really float my boat. I'm trying my best to not dwell on it. I don't know if thinking on some other girl would be the best solution for me, I rather actually twist and turn somewhile so that I learn something from this. Though know it happend yesterday, I still have somewhat hope, that it would turnout good. Since she didn't say at first a no no, only that I shouldn't fall in love with her, but basically maybe its the same thing. But still, I'll just check how the situation goes on, though having my feelings put aside and trying to be her friend, like I should have done in the first place.

Life is a school and the school I'm going to is kinda small, so there isn't really any other girl I would find myself intrested in. But if I continue next year, there will be new students and if its God's will, its either this girl or some new girl or non at all for the time being. :| I surely don't hope on that last option though.

Yeah, rejection surely is harsh. But I'm happy but yet dissepointed.. ; )

And to you all that gave your time to read and answer/giving your opinion on this, thank you it has be appreciated!!

You're insane. You don't love her. Don't be in such a hurry, why not try a kiss first? Or take her to dinner? Get to know a bitch before you start telling her that she's your one and only. Better yet, get to know two bitches.

[PjOtTeR]

How can you love someone when you haven't already fucked her, how it feels to be "inside" her, how it feels to ejaculate in her clit when you watched porn with her, how? that's the question that worries me... we life in the 21st century now, everyone that thinks god exist is a friggin twat, muslims are the biggest twats, cause how in hell could a profet be named Mohammed? jezus, mohammed is a name for a person that robs a store, that kills his father and then rapes his mother, a person that in my eyes is very smart if his mother was THAT hot to kill his father for... but that would be just dumb.Or those hindoest or buddist that call one of their gods after some subspace cheat.... If there would have been a profet his name would have been pjotter, no i mean it would have been Pierate son of pjotter... why is everyone so dumb to believe in a book.... it's like reading this: Pjotter is GOD, GIVE HIM all your gold and you'll be happy... WTF? Why would anyone do that.... just cause some grandgrandgrandgrand father believed in him and brought it over and over and over... if this "god" really exist, he should show it to me now... if there was some higher power that didn't want me to have sex be4 marriage... how comes i didn't get some decease yet... even better, since im being sexually active things are just gettin better for me... and it feels great to... you should think more trough your dick like the dick you are and tell all them girls ill screw you and they'll be like: no way, and you'll be like yes way and pop them some cherry... why would "god" not want you to have sex with a person but wants you to use your hand instead untill marriage, and if you don't use ur hand you are friggin pathetic.... Why was the clit made for the penis for reproduction, why would he make something like that if he wanted you to not have sex untill marriage.... if he would have been so great he could just have made something that would grow you a penis untill you got married to the girl you love.
your partners are friggin asses to have you believe in something that totally is utterly crap. We get wars over wether one "god" is better then an other "god" while there is no god, multiple fairytails make us murder millions of people or even more over the past milleniums.... that is just dumb....
Jezus walks over water, so can some good illusionists, can't you see that jezus was just an illusionist good at psychology so he could make ill ppl better
won't bash on other gods/ profets here cause i don't know much about them... Why can't we all stop friggin fighting and start having sex and use your dick for what it's made for... so all of you ugly people and men get on the left side and all good looking women get on the rite side with me....
everyone will rot when they die and they won't feel a thing of it... why can some people be such idiots and believe utterly shit why oh why? Why not just accept the fact that there is no good, that you are here just to live your life, die and rot cause all we are is: some creature made of atoms which will rot if you are dead unless you burn the body which is a good thing cause that doesn't give that much of a mess... wtf yes that's true.... just live your life pretending to be an animal, fuck whatever you want whenever you want, make sure you have a home and make some children here and there and make sure you get enough food and make sure you lived your life to the fullest, the way you wanted it to live, with as much fun in it as possible... ofcourse you can life it the way you do, but you just felt sorry with yourself for over 4 years cause a girl didn't love you back... WTF?
Yes i didn't feel like reading all the posts cause such a stupid first thread deserves a good yellin at... why for fucks sake would you post such shit on a online forum if you are friggin serious about it, only thing i can think of about that is that this is some joke by him, which is a sad attempt, but from reading some reactions it isnt... WTF WTF WTF WTF BEHEAD THE ONES THAT THINK IN SOME SORT OF GOD CAUSE THEY ARE IDIOTS
YES PLEASE PUT ME ON SOME FIRE FOR BEING ATHEIST!!!!!! Not really but to make point better if it could be any better already

[Galleleo]

jezus, mohammed is a name for a person that robs a store, that kills his father and then rapes his mother

Haha, that right after my quote in bz's sig.

[Facetious]

ejaculate in her clit

....

[Jerome Scuggs]

*********HEALING, HELP, ADVICE AND USEFUL SKILLS IN ALL FIELDS APPLICABLE********HOWEVER, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ADVICE ONLY A MAN OF THE SOUL AND OF GREAT EDUCATION (TWO DEGREES BOTH MAGNA CUM LAUDE, RUTGERS UNIVERSITY, NJ, VERY HIGHLY RESPECTED SCHOOL, PLUS ENOUGH EXTRA CREDITS TO POSSIBLE EARN A THIRD DEGREE AS I WANTED PROFESSIONAL LEVEL KNOWLEDGE IN EVERY FIELD AND THAT TOOK A LOT OF DEGREES AND CREDITS) CAN HELP YOU WITH, OR TRYING TO HIDE FROM A PROBLEM ONLY GOOD SOLID EDUCATED KNOWLEDGE AND PAINFUL LIFE EXPERIENCE AND EMPATHY CAN SAVE YOU FROM I CAN TRULY HELP, ANONYMOUSLY, IF WISHED AND UNDER YOUR TERMS. I’LL EVEN WORK OUT LOW TO FREE COSTS, IF YOU CAN PROVE POVERTY, AS I FEEL IT’S MOST IMPORTANT TO HELP THAN MAKE MONEY. SO, AGAIN, I CAN ALSO OFFER ADVICE, HELP AND OUTRIGHT COMMISSIONED WORK IN MANY FIELDS FROM ART, MUSIC, THE SCIENCES, MATHEMATICS, LOGIC, AS I MENTIONED LIFE THERAPY AND LIFE PROBLEM SOLVING UNDER YOUR TERMS, AS YOU’LL READ ABOUT IN A LITTLE BIT. ANYWAY, I AM A CRITICALLY SUCCESSFUL GALLERY PAINTER/PHOTOGRAPHER, TRAINED WRITER WITH A BOOK AGENT, AND AM IN THE PROCESS OF FINISHING MY FIRST NOVEL, THOUGH; I MIGHT NEED AN EXTENSION, GIVEN MY PLETHORA OF JOBS, I RUN LOW ON TIME. I’VE ALSO WORKED IN BANDS, BEING SIGNED TO CENTURY SOUTH, AS A SONGWRITER AND SINGER, AS WELL AS A GUITARIST OF GREAT SKILL; HOWEVER, SOON, IF YOU KEEP READING YOU’LL LEARN WHY I HAD TO RELEARN HOW TO PLAY ONLY LEAD AND CAN NO LONGER PLAY CHORDS. I THINK YOU’LL FIND IT RATHER INTERESTING AND INSPIRING IN A MACABRE, YET WHOLESOME WAY LOL. MY SINGING IS STILL WELL, THOUGH, AS WELL AS MY LEAD GUITAR AND THAT’S WHAT REALLY MATTERS AS FAR AS MUSIC. MY PAINTING HAS REGAINED ITS FERVOR EVEN THOUGH, IT’S DEFINITELY NOT AS EASY, I GET THE SAME RESULTS OF REALISM, IMPRESSIONISM, ABSTRACTION, AND A FEW FIELDS I’VE CREATED ON MY OWN, AS I HAVE IN PHOTOGRAPHY. THE MATHS, SCIENES AND WRITING NEVER SUFFERED EXCEPT FOR MY ABILITY TO HOLD A PEN WAS SHAKEY FOR A WHILE AND ON COLD WEATHER THE PAIN IS PRETTY BAD, BUT MANY PEOPLE BETTER THAN ME, HAVE IT WORSE... NOW, TO AGAIN, REEMPHASIZE MY QUALIFICATION, WHICH ARE IMPORTANT WHEN OFFERING SERVICES FOR SALE, I HAVE AN EXTENSIVE EDUCATION, TWO DEGREE BOTH MAGNA CUM LAUDE WITH ENOUGH CREDITS FOR A POSSIBLE THIRD DEGREE, AS I WANTED TO BE EDUCATED IN EVERYTHING. THIS KNOWLEDGE INCLUDES MASSIVE STUDY IN PSYCHOLOGY, MATHEMATICS, CHEMISTRY, ENGLISH, ART, BIOLOGY, AND EVERY OTHER POSSIBLE SUBJECT, HAVING BEGUN PRE-MEDICAL SCHOOL POST BACCALAUREATE (AGAIN, WITH WHICH I GRADUATED MAGNA CUM LAUDE) BUT DECIDED BEFORE ENTERING MEDICAL SCHOOL, UMDNJ (UNIVERSITY OF MEDICINE AND DENTISTRY) I’D RATHER WORK FOR MYSELF IN A VARIETY OF TRADES, EBAY BEING ONE OF THEM, AND TRY TO HELP. AN EXPERIENCE IN MY OWN LIFE, LOSING A FINGER WHILE FIGHTING A PITBULL AND A HUSKY TO PROTECT A WOMAN AND HER INFANT CHILD, SHOWED ME HOW HORRIBLE THE HEALTHCARE WORLD IS AND THAT SOMEONE LIKE ME, WHO WANTS TO IMPROVE OUR WORLD, WOULDN’T FIT IN. NOT THAT ALL DOCTORS ARE BAD, BUT THE RULES MAKES THEM BAD, AND YEARS OF DOING THEIR JOB, MAKES THEM THINK THEMSELVES GODS, BUT GODS WHO TOO OFTEN FAIL AND TOO OFTEN DON’T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO PAY FOR THEIR MERCEDES, THEIR PATIENTS. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BEDSIDE MANNER AND HELPING THOSE WHO CANT AFFORD 100 DOLLARS AN HOUR OR HEALTHCARE?... ANYWAY, AFTER OVRECOMING THE DAMAGE TO MY HAND, I RELEARNED ALL THE SKILLS I HAD PREVIOUSLY HAD, MINUS A FEW THAT OUTRIGHT REQUIRED FOUR FINGERS. HOWEVER, I FIGURE I MUST NOT BE MEANT TO DO THOSE THINGS, ANYMORE, IF FATE DECIDED I SHOULDN’T. BESIDES, A LITTLE GIRL BEING KILLED OR SCARRED WOULD HURT ME INSIDE A LOT MORE THAN THE UNGODLY SUFFERING I MAY HAVE TO TEND TO, EVERY NOW AND AGAIN. KNOWING I COULD HAVE HELPED HER AND ONLY LOST A FINGER WOULD BE A PAIN NO MAN COULD DEAL WITH... NOW, ASIDE FROM BEING AN ACCOMPLISHED GALLERY ARTIST AND PHOTOGRAPHER ON MY OWN, I CAN LEGALLY REPRODUCE YOUR FAVORITE ART WORKS FOR EXHIBITION IN YOUR HOME, SO LONG AS IT’S ONLY YOUR HOME AND I TAKE NO CLAIM ON THE WORK, FREELY ADMITTING IT’S A REPRINT. I WILL NOT BREAK ANY COPYWRITE LAWS. OLDER ARTISTS ARE USUALLY EASIER, AS THEY COPYWRITE HAS LONG EXPIRED, BUT EITHER WAY, I TAKE NO CHANCES OF STEALING MONEY FROM SOMEONE WHO CREATED A WORK OF ART FOR MANKING. NOW, I CAN USUALLY, IMPROVE ON THE IMAGE OF THESE MASTERPIECES, EVEN DOING THE MONA LISA, AFTER GETTING PERMISSION FROM THE MUSEUM, SO LONG AS IT WAS SMALL. I CAN IMPROVE ON THESE MASTERPIECES BY USING A VERY HIGH-TECH TYPE OF PHOTOTYPE PRINTING IN WHICH THE COLORS ARE ACTUALLY SPRAYED ON, RATHER THAN THE TRADITIONAL BRUSHES, HEADS, LASERS, ETC. IT GIVES THE FEEL OF A REAL PAINTING, MANY TIMES, AGAIN, I CAN EASILY IMPROVE ON THESE MASTERPIECES USING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN MODERN PHOTOEDITING EQUIPMENT ALONG WITH MY OWN SPECIALIZED EQUIPMENT. AS FAR AS PHOTOS YOU WISH TO HAVE RECREATED, AGAIN, I WILL NOT BREAK ANY LAWS, COPYWRITE OR OTHERWISE, BUT USUALLY, LIKE PAINTINGS, THERE IS NO PROBLEM AND I CAN GIVE THE SAME INCREASE IN APPEARANCE AS I DO WITH PAINTINGS USUALLY ALL MY SPECIALIZED PROGRAMS, ETC. EVEN ADDING GREATER DEPTH……. I CAN ALSO HELP IN THE WRITING OF PAPERS, DISSERTATIONS, ETC. I AM QUALIFIED TO HELP COUNSEL IN THE TROUBLES THAT BESET US IN OUR LIVES, GIVEN MY OWN HORRIBLE TRAUMA, AS WELL AS MANY FAILED RELATIONSHIPS, UNTIL I FIGURED OUT WHAT WORKED. I CAN EVEN HELP ANSWER TAX QUESTIONS, SEWING QUESTIONS, TAILORING QUESTIONS, COMPUTER PROGRAM USAGE ISSUES, AS WELL AS WHAT TYPES OF CLOTHES SHOULD BE WORN AND WHEN, GIVEN MY YEARS OF DRESSING “TO THE NINES” AS A PROFESSIONAL PAINTER AND EDUCATOR. SO, IF ANY OF THESE NON-RELATED EBAY SERVICES APPEAL TO YOU EMAIL ME AT mike_mike332 @yahoo.com, I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABLE TO INVITE YOU TO MY ART OPENINGS (DEPENDING ON THE GALLERY) OR SEND YOU A COPY OF MY BOOK (CURRENTLY UNDER CONTRACT, BUT AS I HAVE SO MANY PERSONAL OCCUPATIONS I’M FINDING IT HARD TO FINISH, THOUGH, IT WILL BE FICTION, IT SHOULD CONTAIN TRADITIONAL MORAL THEORIES AND LIFE ALTERING IDEAS, ALONG WITH HELPFUL INFORMATION FOR LIFE’S WORSE SITUATIONS. IT WILL BE A STORY OF A PROTAGANIST, LIKE A MODERN DAY “CATCHER IN THE RYE. I GIVE AWAY PAINTINGS THAT WOULD SELL FOR THOUSANDS, BUT MY GOOD DEEDS USUALLY END UP COSTING ME EVERYTHING EXCEPT A WARM FEELING IN MY SOUL. I CAN BARELY AFFORD CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR. HOWEVER, IF THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS IS HELPING MANKIND I’M THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD (JUST KIDDING, I’M JUST DOING MY BEST, THERE ARE MUCH BETTER MEN THAN ME, I’M SURE, BUT HELPING PEOPLE DOES MAKE ME FEEL PRETTY GOOD). MY POINT IS, HOWEVER, THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH I HATE IT. I HAVE TO CHARGE FOR MY ADVICE AND INPUT SOMETIMES, AS WELL AS MY EBAY MONEY, JUST SO I CAN EAT AND MAYBE BUY A GIFT FOR THE STEPCHILD I’VE TAKEN ON AS MY OWN, MY NEPHEWS, MY MOTHER, MARY ANN, WHO I S TRULY A SAINT, AT LEAST IN MY EYES AND THE REST OF MY FAMILY. …. REGARDLESS OF ALL MY OTHER “ACCOMPLISHMENTS,” HOWEVER, MY ADVICE COUSELLING IS A VERY SPECIAL OCCUPATION OF MINE. IT IS THE ONE, I FEEL HELPS ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF BY HELPING OTHERS. AS A PAINTER AND WRITER, BEING CALLED A GENIUS, I MUST ADMIT IS A THRILL. AS A SCIENTIST, I USED TO LOVE MAKING A DISCOVERY WHILE DOING LABWORK, ESPECIALLY IN ORGANIC CHEMISTRY.

[Jerome Scuggs]

********HOWEVER******** NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN CHANGING SOMEONE’S LIFE AND HEARING THEM SAY, “YOU SAVED OUR MARRIAGE,” OR, “YOU’RE RIGHT I FOUND A BETTER PERSON FOR ME AND REALIZED I DID DESERVE BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD.” I AM HAPPY TO MAKE MYSELF AVAILABLE IF YOU WRITE ME AT mike_mike332 @yahoo.com AND LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WOULD LIKE TO TALK ON THE PHONE AND SOLVE THOSE PROBLEMS THAT HAVE BEEN HOLDING YOU BACK, OR IF YOU ARE SHY AND CERTAIN YOU’VE PROVIDED AN APPROPRIATE ENOUGH AMOUNT OF PAYMENT FOR THE AREA OF HELP YOU SEEK, ART, MATH, ADVICE COUNSELLING, ETC. SEND ME A DETAILED LETTER (SOME FOLKS ENJOY SENDING DETAILED LETTERS ALONG WITH THEIR PAYMENTS IF THEY ARE TOO SHY TO EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS OR WISH TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS. (IF THEY CAN AFFORD TO PAY, THAT IS, IF NOT, WE’LL USUALLY WORK OUT A BARTER OR TRADE OF SOME KIND, SO THAT THEY DON’T FEEL GUILTY AND WHILE I ENJOY MONEY, IN MOST CASTES I PREFER HELPING OTHERS MORE. UNFORTUNATELY, I CAN’T TAKE ONLY FREE CLIENTS AS I DO HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND ALL MY OCCUPATIONS, INCLUDING EBAY EVEN, USUALLY END UP COSTING ME MONEY OR EARNING ME THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR LESS THAN THEY SHOULD BECAUSE I END UP SELLING TOO CHEAP, GIVING AWAY MY PAINTING, WRITING, MUSICAL, SCIENTIFIC, COUSELLING AND A MILLION OTHER SKILLS AWAY OR FOR FAR TOO CHEAP. FOR EXAMPLE, A WOMAN I MET ON EBAY WHO I HELPED COUNSEL THROUGH THE TRYING TIMES OF HER DYING HUSBAND DREAMED OF HAVING A REPRINT OF “THE COMPASSIONATE CHRIST,” SO I WENT AHEADOF THE ARTISTIC WORK. IT ENDED UP COSTING ME OVER 75 DOLLARS IN INK, COMPUTER PROGRAM EDITING, FRAMING, ETC. BUT ONE WEEK LATER, HER HUSBAND DIED T WORRY ABOUT THE COST OF ANY OF MY SERVICES FROM ART, TO MATH, TO WRITING, TO RECREATIONS OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTWORKS TO GIVE YOUR HOME A SPECIAL LOOK, AND TO THE ALL IMPORTANT ADVICE-GIVING ON IMPORTANT ISSUS ETC... IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT, EVEN IF I NEED THE MONEY, I WILL STILL ONLY ACCEPT WHAT YOU CAN SPARE JUST PLEASE BE HONEST, IF I’M HELPING YOU WITH MATH, ART, SCIENCE, ADVICE GIVING, ETC. I DESERVE WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD AND I DESERVE. I HONESTLY ASK THAT IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT AND FIND MY ADVICE WILL MOST LIKELY BE HELPFUL, THAT YOU PAY ME WHAT YOU “TRULY’ FEEL THE ADVICE OR WORK IN THE OTHER DISCIPLINES, SUCH AS SCIENCE, ART, MUSIC, WRITING, WARDDROPE, ETC. IS WORTH IN RELATION TO WHAT OTHER EDUCATED SPECIALISTS IN THESE FIELDS WHO DON’T CARE AS MUCH AS THEY SHOULD, IN MOST CASES, AS I DO. SO, AGAIN, PAY ME WHAT YOU CAN, AND IF YOU CAN, PAY ME WHAT I’M WORTH, BUT ALL OF THIS WE’LL DISCUSS, OF COURSE. ………. IF WE ARE CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER, I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO MEET AT MY PLACE, YOURS, OR WHEREVER YOU FEEL MOST COMFORTABLE, LIKE PERHAPS OVER A DRINK, SO LONG AS YOU DON’T DRINK MUCH, AS YOU NEED A CLEAR HEAD TO DISCUSS MATH, SCIENCE, ART, YOUR ISSUES OR ENGLISH AND WRITING, BUT YOU SHOULD ALSO FEEL RELAXED, WHICH IS HARD AROUND A STRANGER FOR THE FIRST TIME. I ASSURE, YOU, HOWEVER, I HAVE A SPECIAL ABILITY AT HELPING PEOPLE WITH THEIR PROBLEMS AND MAKING THEM FEEL AT EASE, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THEY FEEL SHAME, WORRY, OR EVEN FEAR….. IF IT’S A WARDDROBE ISSUE AND MAKING YOURSELF LOOK YOUR BEST, AGAIN, IF WE ARE CLOSE ENOUGH, WE CAN MEET, PERHAPS, AT AN UPPERCLASS STORE, OR MALL, DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU CAN SPEND. IF WE’RE NOT CLOSE, I’LL NEED DIGITAL PHOTOS OF YOU, AND I WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR BEST COLORS, BEST SUIT DESIGNS, ETC. FOR WOMEN, I WILL ENLIST THE HELP OF A FORMER MODEL AND SEAMSTRESS, WHO WILL CONFER WITH ME ON WHAT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK MOST POWERFUL AT WORK, SEXY AT DINNER, ETC. AND THEN, IF WE ARE NOT CLOSE, WE WILL SUGGEST SITES, USUALLY NOT MANY, AS YOU SHOULD STICK TO WHAT WORKS AND FROM THE INFORMATION WE GIVE YOU, YOU’LL MAKE YOURSELF BETTER LOOKING, WHICH WILL HELP WITH YOUR CONFIDENCE……………. FOR ISSUES LIKE THE SCIENCES, MATH, ART, ART REPRODUCTION, ETC. THIS CAN BE DONE AT A MUSEUM OR AT A UNIVERSITY BUILDING QUITE COMFORTABLY, OR AS THESE ARE ISSUES OF PONTIFICATION, THEY CAN EASILY BE DEALT WITH THROUGH EMAIL. NOW AS FAR AS MY FEES, THEY VARY ON THE AREA ON WHICH YOU NEED ADVICE, IF IT’S SOMETHING I HAVE DECADES OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE AND SUCCESS LIKE ADVICE COUNSELLING FOR THE SOLUTION OF YOU LIFE PROBLEMS, ART, MUSIC, WARDDROBE, MAKEOVERS, PETS, BUSINESS PLANNING, ETC. IT WILL BE A BIT MORE COSTLY THAN SOMETHING I ONLY HAVE A FEW YEARS EXPERIENCE IN LIKE CARD PLAYING. ALTHOUGH, I’VE NEVER LEFT A CASINO A LOSER, WHICH IS SAYING A LOT, MY SECRETS ARE ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD, MEANING THEY COULD JUST BE A LONG RUN OF LUCK GO BE HONEST WITH YOU. WHATEVER THE SUBJECT, I EXPECT YOU TO OFFER A FAIR WAGE, UNLESS YOU ARE UNABLE TO. HOWEVER, IF I FIND OUT YOU ARE CHEATING ME FOR PROFESSIONAL SERVICES I WILL ASK ONE OF MY POLICE DETECTIVE CLIENTS TO LOOK INTO WHETHER OR NOT LAWS OR FRAUD HAVE BEEN BROKEN OR COMMITTED. I LOVE BEING KIND BUT FEEL TAKING ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE IS JUST UNACCEPTABLE. NOW, I THINK I’VE EXPLAINED BY LONG EDUCATION, LONG CAREER AND AREAS OF EXPERTISE QUITE CLEARLY AND I HAVE TRULY HELPED A LOT OF PEOPLE FROM STUDENT WITH THEIR WORKLOAD TO HOUSEWIVES WHO FEEL LIKE THEIR HUSBANDS DON’T FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE, ANYMORE TO BOTH CAREER MEN AND WOMEN WHO FEEL THERE’S SOMETHING MISSING IN THEIR LIVES. NOT TO MENTION THE MOST COMMON,..LOVE.. I WILL DO SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE WOULD FIND UNTHINKABLE, BUT SINCE IT’S LEGAL AND SINCE I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT BOTH PEOPLE, IF I FIND TWO CLIENTS WHO SEEM TO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON, I WILL SUGGEST TEY SPEAK WITH ONE ANOTHER AND SEE IF I’M RIGHT. NOW, AS AN ISSUE OF TRUST, I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU MY CELL PHONE 7326101138 I AM USUALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME SORT OF BUSINESS, BUT PLEASE, ALWAYS LEAVE A MESSAGE, LETTING ME KNOW YOUR NAME, LOCATION, WHAT YOU NEED HELP WITH AND WHAT YOU’RE HOPING TO PAY FOR WHAT PERIOD OF TIME. I HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN NEED OF ADVICE AND OTHER SERVICES, NOT TO MENTION MY CAREER AS A PAINTER, MUSISCIAN AND ARTIST, TWO OF WHICH ARE PUTTING TREMENDOUS PRESSURE ON ME, RIGHT NOW. HOWEVER, I WILL ALWAYS MAKE ROOM FOR SOMEONE WHO NEEDS HELP SO INCLUDE THAT WILL ALL OTHER INFORMATION. IT IS USUALLY BEST TO MAKE OUR FIRST CONTACT THROUGH EMAIL SO YOU CAN EXPLAIN SOME OF THE DETAILS OF YOUR PROBLEMS AND I CAN DO SOME RESEARCH TO BEST HELP YOU. THEN YOU MAKE YOUR FIRST PAYMENT, HOPEFULLY EITHER PERSONAL CHECK OR MONEY ORDER, WHICH YOU’LL OVERNIGHT ME FEDEX, SO WE CAN BOTH KEEP HARDCOPY RECORDS AND I WILL BEGING WORKING ON WHATEVER PROBLEM YOU’VE DESCRIBED, AS I SAID, EMAIL IS USUALLY BEST FOR THE FIRST FEW CONTACT TIL PAYMENT ARRIVES. I MERELY GIVE MY CELLPHONE AS A SIGN THAT I’M FOR REAL AND YOU CAN TRUST ME. SAME REASON I GIVE THE NAME OF MY COLLEGE AND USE MY REAL NAME JASON AS MY EBAY NAME AND MY MIDDLE NAME AS MY EMAIL, mike. J ANYAY, I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON, ABOUT ANY AREA OF EXPERTISE I CAN HELP YOU WITH, BUT ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT ARE RUINING THE ONLY LIFE YOU HAVE, LIKE BAD RELATIONSHIPS, FRIENDS THAT USE YOU, FEELINGS OF BLINDING DEPRESSION, DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE, ETC. AND, AGAIN, I’LL NEVER JUDGE YOU, WE’LL MOVE AT YOUR OWN SPEED, BUT I’M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU LIKE MOST TRADITIONAL THERAPISTS WILL. IF YOU’RE RUINING YOUR LIFE FOR A MAN, I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU MY OPINION AND EXPECT YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH IT. IF YOU WANT TO SCREAM AT ME TO DEFEND HIM SO BE IT. NO MATTER WHAT YOU NEED, IN ANY AREA OF EXPERTISE, I’M GOING TO GIVE MY ALL TO HELP YOU. I EXPECT THE SAME FROM YOU, AND DON’T BE ASHAMED IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO BUT CAN’T AFFORD IT, WE’LL WORK SOMETHING OUT. HOWEVER, SINCE I SHOULD BE LIVING THE GOOD LIFE, BUT AM BARELY MIDDLE-CLASS BECAUSE I GIVE SO MUCH AWAY, AS I SAID, DO NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY KINDNESS. YOU WILL BE GETTING EVERYTHING I HAVE TO GIVE IN ORDER TO HELP YOUR PROBLEM, BE IT SCIENCE, MATH, ENGLISH, ART, MUSIC OR ADVICE THERAPY. YOU JUST CALL ME 7326101138 AND IF I CAN’T PICK UP, LEAVE THE INFO. ON THE PROBLEM, YOUR NAME, LOCATION, WHAT YOU CAN PAY, HOW LONG YOU NEED HELP, ETC. ALTHOUGH, I WOULD SUGGEST EMAILING ME THE FIRST FEW TIMES UNTIL YOUR PAYMENT ARRIVES BECAUSE YOU CAN GET INTO GREATER DETAIL.

[sup_dudes]

Where the hell do you get the time to write all that? Took me like 10-15 minutes to read it all.

[PjOtTeR]

....

in the hole next to it,
make a hit
and not the black one
cause that's for lesbian strap-on

all that text and the only thing to respond to that was .... you must have agreed with a lot of it. kthx

[Jerome Scuggs]

Where the hell do you get the time to write all that? Took me like 10-15 minutes to read it all.

Truth is stranger than fiction

[sup_dudes]

Dam!!!!!

[Nickname]

Haha, that right after my quote in bz's sig.

I just re-read your Black/White actor thread, still the funniest shit ever posted on these forums.

[Salubrious]

ok ive been happily married for 3 yrs now, and im my opinion heres where u went wrong:
1) girls LOVE IT when guys are assholes to them. i know, wierd right? true nonetheless. so when they make a dumbass joke instead of laughing anyways, be like "yo that was fuckin lame" speak your mind!

2) never EVER EVER EVER tell a girl you love her untill ur ready to marry her. otherwise ur basiclly saying " hey heres complete power over me, feel free to toy with me as you please" = bad idea as women are evil and will pwn you hardcore.

3) To get her you must first sleep with 1 of her friends, so the friend will tell her "DAMN that mofo has like a 10 inch penis!! and actually knows how to use it!" now if the girl is too respectable this one may be a bad idea, but hey, i slept with ALL of my wifes friends before deciding she was my fav.

4) ignore ignore ignore. the more you make her think your uninterested, the more she'll want you.

5) BE VULGAR!!! grab ass and titties ALL DAY! they may act annoyed but they LOVE the attention!

6) just remember...women are evil. i say again.. WOMEN ARE EVIL! so dont take rejection too hard, silly ass hoes anyways right?

Thank god you're not fat.

[Richard Creager]

You'll probably end up marrying a slut with claps, so, get used to it.

I believe it was moz who said it first.

WILL NEVER MARRY

[Verthanthi]

I just re-read your Black/White actor thread, still the funniest shit ever posted on these forums.

The best part for me when he commended Robin Williams for Patch Adams.