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  • #61
    "I love you" is best said with a taser.

    llater,
    Tony

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    • #62
      Thats some funny shit haha


      Originally posted by WuTang420
      ok ive been happily married for 3 yrs now, and im my opinion heres where u went wrong:
      1) girls LOVE IT when guys are assholes to them. i know, wierd right? true nonetheless. so when they make a dumbass joke instead of laughing anyways, be like "yo that was fuckin lame" speak your mind!

      2) never EVER EVER EVER tell a girl you love her untill ur ready to marry her. otherwise ur basiclly saying " hey heres complete power over me, feel free to toy with me as you please" = bad idea as women are evil and will pwn you hardcore.

      3) To get her you must first sleep with 1 of her friends, so the friend will tell her "DAMN that mofo has like a 10 inch penis!! and actually knows how to use it!" now if the girl is too respectable this one may be a bad idea, but hey, i slept with ALL of my wifes friends before deciding she was my fav.

      4) ignore ignore ignore. the more you make her think your uninterested, the more she'll want you.

      5) BE VULGAR!!! grab ass and titties ALL DAY! they may act annoyed but they LOVE the attention!

      6) just remember...women are evil. i say again.. WOMEN ARE EVIL! so dont take rejection too hard, silly ass hoes anyways right?
      Elmo!> Hola
      KJW> Elimo!
      Nimrook> Melo!
      yungsta> jello!

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      • #63
        So the guy realizes that women are the most common denominator of all man, yet continues to suggest pursuing them?
        What an extremely fucked up case of anmesia. However, I know it is because of the shackles that that text was so composed, interesting though is how strikingly it identifies the plight all breeders face, take key note into the fact that the man who posted has his SELF (for those of you who never understand, your self is you, conscious and subconscious combined, quicker to say than both consciousnesses) and as it applies to the situation of its existence completely blocked from his SIGHT (I hate explaining things to the ignorant, but I'm in a not so hateful mood right now. One's sight is the complete understanding of a given situation, SIGHT is SEEN by the THIRD EYE, you know, the one in your mind you most likely do not use to it's fullest extent if at all). So therefore, never will he be able to break free from the bonds that hold him, as he cannot see his self and realize that it there and being held back and away from his sight by them at the same time.
        sage

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        • #64
          Glad I could entertain you all.
          Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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