Facts about Chuck Norris!

[Sir>elim_killer!]

Some things you may not know about Chuck Norris!

The sun hides in fear everytime Chuck Norris masturbates....we know there periods of darkness as "night"
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction wuz finalizd, chuck roundhouse kickd the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldnt stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage....we know this beverage as RED BULL.
Chuck Norris is able to have unprotected sex with Paris Hilton and not get the clap.
Chuck Norris is the reason participants of the Special Olympics are special
Chuck Norris gives 95% the women he fucks multiple orgasms...the rest get concussions.

Hahaha keep this going Chuck Norris is the shit!

[Galleleo]

omfg.. fuck off with chuck norris, this is like the 10th time this is posted on these forums, and this list is actually small.

Fuck Chuck Norris.

[Sir>elim_killer!]

Galleleo

K after reading your posts on the post! I know now u are fuking gay, how about this go find the gun in your parents house and go shoot yourself u fuking nerd! The world would be a much better place without u ugly ass fucks that know every little thread on this forum and make this your life. This is why we need to control people reproducing so fuckers like this arent born. I hope you meet Chuck Norris so he can roundhouse your head! Go Fuck Your sister!

Well this was fun, gotta luv bashing ppl over the internet I feel like im in the special olympics. Im sry for this stupid ass reply but for the honor of Chuck Norris!

Sir>Elim_killer!

[Aquatiq]

lol gall is right

[sup_dudes]

Honestly, this was a very sad excuse for attention. Go crawl under a rock and die.

[Rhino_haha]

omfg.. fuck off with chuck norris, this is like the 10th time this is posted on these forums, and this list is actually small.

Fuck Chuck Norris.

no seriously, im tired of hearing them too.

i have 4th hour with a group of douchebags who repeat the same chuck norris jokes every fucking day, and laugh their asses off like they've never heard them before.

[Sir>elim_killer!]

well fuck of all!

LoL im sry for your fuck up classmates, and im sry i dont stare at every thread posted like i guess the rest of u fucks do. well i only posted a few for a few laughs but fuck that! just had to say have fun jacking each other off! and im through chatting on these forums this is what has happened to this fuking game 2 many sad losers have started playing this game, but ohh well have fun everyone who i was cool with!

[Rhino_haha]

but see my post wasnt directed at you.

it was directed to all Chuck Norris jokes.. ever.

[sup_dudes]

Anyway........The movie with Chuck Norris and all the terrorists (to lazy to look up name), had to be the gayest thing that I ever saw.

It frightened me.

[RoDNeY]

no offense sir elim, maybe you jumped on the wagon a little late, but chuck norris stuff has been going on for the past month and it just hurts my head when i see chuck norris names everywhere, good effort tho man

[DoTheFandango]

Month? Try Like September of 2005.

[Jeenyuss]

Honestly, this was a very sad excuse for attention. Go crawl under a rock and die.

Zabuza, go fuck yourself. I don't dig your new tough guy attitude.

[Squeezer]

Yea, everyone at my school quotes this shit like they came up with it.

It's old, and I found this website hella long ago....along with the Vin Diesel one.

I'm tired of it.

[Nickname]

i had 2 faves from back in the day.

The Dinosaurs once looked at Chuck Norris funny. Once.

A man once told Chuck Norris that the roundhouse kick is not the most efefctive kick. This has been recorded as the greatest mistake in human history.

[Troll King]

I nominate Sir>elim_killer! for biggest forum overreaction of the year.