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  • That's fucked up.

    So I'm chilling here, surfing the forums, when I hear a loud crash coming from outside. A car horn starts going off. I get up to my window, and see the lights of a car dipping around the corner. I look at the car that has the horn/light combo going off and see...


    a fucked up situation.

    Basically, someone ran into a minivan, and the car next to it. The car next to the minivan hit the car next to it, so at least 3 cars are fucked up. I don't know about the 4th car, at most it has a few scratches on the door. I can't be any more acurrate, because it's 12:53 in the morning and it's across the street. That's fucked up though, I can see the reflection of glass in the window, and both the minivan and the car next to it are slanted, leaning heavily into the third car. Those people across the street sure didn't get a liscense plate tag, when I got to the window I only saw the lights and they still haven't come out of their houses yet. I feel bad for them, 2 of those cars belong to one of the neighbors over there, and giving a bullshit random guess, I'm saying they will have to shell out at least 500 bucks. I don't think enough damage was done to total either of the two cars (that got the worst) , but wow....that still sucks major ass, whoever ran after hitting those cars is a douche.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    waiting at a bus stop one morning
    a blue truck was waiting to turn right and then out of nowhere i hear this screeching and it was coming from this black corolla and it crashes behind the truck. the blue truck didnt receive much damage but the corolla was total'd and the guy in the blue truck just drove off
    I see no changes all I see is racist faces
    misplaced hate makes disgrace to races

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    • #3
      I'lL run into YOUR HOUSE, THAT SHITS FUCKED UP HONKLHONK
      1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


      1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
      1:trashed> wha
      1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
      1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
      1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
      1:trashed> i download my own

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      1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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      • #4
        There's only two of us in the house this week as the other three have gone home for the semester break, so we decided to turn on our sex pest flatmate's computer (who is unaware that I know his password), and find his folder of naughty and less-than clothes females. Not only did we find the offending folder, we found about 50 others. 11.5GB worth to be precise. One of which was a folder dedicated to the girls we know and that he likes (Mrs Zeus was in there, I'm not happy). Another 10 or so rather large folders contained images of females aged 8-13. Scantily clad to say the least (but not naked so its legal). Another few contained images of large girls... all over the age of 50. You get the picture. Oh, and another one contained video footage of himself and his ex-girlfriend. We opened up the video not knowing what it was and wondering why he set it as a hidden file, and there was some guy lying on his bed with his cock out. Only then did the camera pan to our flatmate's face, there was no chance to dodge the cock. Therefore myself and my flatmate have been consoling each other for about an hour, trying to come to terms with the shock.

        And then we shared the folders on the network, put his personal videos in his my documents folder and left him a note saying 'stay away from the playground'.

        Thats also fucked up
        Originally posted by Facetious
        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ZeUs!!
          ...(Mrs Zeus was in there, I'm not happy).... Another 10 or so rather large folders contained images of females aged 8-13.

          Heebie. Jeebies.
          "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

          Reinstate Me.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ZeUs!!
            Not only did we find the offending folder, we found about 50 others. 11.5GB worth to be precise. One of which was a folder dedicated to the girls we know and that he likes (Mrs Zeus was in there, I'm not happy). Another 10 or so rather large folders contained images of females aged 8-13. Scantily clad to say the least (but not naked so its legal). Another few contained images of large girls... all over the age of 50. You get the picture. Oh, and another one contained video footage of himself and his ex-girlfriend.
            porno-omnivore. a man we can all look up to.
            Originally posted by Ward
            OK.. ur retarded case closed

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sarien
              Heebie. Jeebies.
              NO.
              Originally posted by Facetious
              edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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