Chuck Norris's penis has a knuckle

[blowtorch]

I want to hear the best damn Chuck Norris jokes out there.
Heres are some favorite of mine,

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[a2m+]

this joke was old and drawn out like 2 weeks ago

[Jeenyuss]

you moron there was one of these less than a week ago and he got beaked for it because there was one of these before that

[Theif of Time]

this joke was old and drawn out like 2 weeks ago

2 weeks? more like 2 months...

[Superted]

2 weeks? more like 2 months...

2 months? more like 2 years...

[Pressure Drop]

2 years more like 2 eons
wait ...?

[Verthanthi]

you missed decades.

[Pressure Drop]

go for the gusto instead of piddling about, i say

[PrOnEsSim]

heres a goodone:
Chuck norris fucked up blowtorch

oh go chuck norris.

(roll eyes)

[stark]

More like miss makes-me-sick

Two months ago and three months ago


http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=22636 http://forums.trenchwars.org/showthread.php?t=21991

[gran guerrero]

lets just ban the next guy who makes another chuck norris topic

[Unorthadox]

who the hell is chuck norris?

[Colossos]

Just go here if you want to read lame Chuck Norris jokes

[DoTheFandango]

This is my favorite:
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[Galleleo]

I'll just say it again

Fuck chuck norris, just fuck him.