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  • soup

    #16
    sounds scary!!!

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    • Richard Creager
      sage
      • Jun 2002
      • 2786

      #17
      Why couldn't that have happened to you
      sage

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      • Sleuth
        Retired
        • Feb 2006
        • 481

        #18
        Too long for sleuth B)
        1:abbot> i think i played well
        1:brookus> abbot last time i checked YOU lost
        1:brookus> so im going to say that YOU sucked as well

        7:Sleuth> HOW DO YOU FUCKS SAY CRACKER
        7:Vue> WE SAY CRACKER
        7:Vue> U DIPSHIT

        7:Rampage Jackson> wtf are you guys drunk or 15?
        7:Vue> lol jackson when sleuth is online everyone becomes 15

        oar> i got rejected from Stray
        oar> and both of their caps are on my personal chat
        oar> but its ok

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        • Aquatiq
          Registered User
          • Aug 2002
          • 1535

          #19
          wow that sounds scary! intense :turned:

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          • DoTheFandango
            LISTEN HERE
            • Jul 2002
            • 6233

            #20
            My valentine yelled at me for my Share Ratio today.

            Damn bitch, I'm not a server, I barely can upload 128kbps on full speed, let alone 60+ on Az.
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • Jeenyuss
              i'll take the crab juice
              • Nov 2004
              • 5684

              #21
              intensified
              Originally posted by turmio
              jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
              Originally posted by grand
              I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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              • Squeezer
                Ladies...
                • Feb 2004
                • 7831

                #22
                Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                My valentine yelled at me for my Share Ratio today.

                Damn bitch, I'm not a server, I barely can upload 128kbps on full speed, let alone 60+ on Az.
                At least your gf knows what a server even is.....or what 128kbps is.
                Originally posted by Tone
                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                • DoTheFandango
                  LISTEN HERE
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 6233

                  #23
                  I think I'm worse off for having it so.

                  This is turning out to be a bust :ermm:
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • stark
                    cruisin' all the time
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 2185

                    #24
                    I found this from a three year old thread... It's a story
                    1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


                    1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
                    1:trashed> wha
                    1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
                    1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
                    1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
                    1:trashed> i download my own






                    1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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                    • Exalt
                      y try if -2ez-
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 6489

                      #25
                      wait, church of the latter day saints... wtf thats the fucking jehovahs witnesses that annoy the shit out of everyone when they go door to door... they are worse than mormons!

                      stupid jehovahs witnesses, your religion is based on some guy who thought the world was ending in 1800 something, i saw it on the history channel $$$
                      RaCka> imagine standing out as a retard on subspace
                      RaCka> mad impressive

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                      • Pandagirl!
                        TW Beautiful Club
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 5225

                        #26
                        The Church of Latter Day Saints is Mormon, retard.
                        Pandagirl!

                        (ph)>12 is just right

                        In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                        1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                        1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                        1:Chao <ER>> at all
                        1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                        1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                        Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                        Chao <ER> - hero

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                        • Galleleo
                          TW Beautiful Club
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 10380

                          #27
                          Haha I have a jehova witness come to my door not to long ago, and I was bored so I decided to listen to him.. then I beat him with sound logic and arguments, it was funny.
                          Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                          • Liquid Blue
                            TW Beautiful Club
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 6664

                            #28
                            That's some crazy stuff, man. Any good story-worthy material happen to you?
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • Squeezer
                              Ladies...
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 7831

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Exalt
                              wait, church of the latter day saints... wtf thats the fucking jehovahs witnesses that annoy the shit out of everyone when they go door to door... they are worse than mormons!

                              stupid jehovahs witnesses, your religion is based on some guy who thought the world was ending in 1800 something, i saw it on the history channel $$$
                              hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha funniest non-intentional statement ever!
                              Originally posted by Tone
                              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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