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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
You've had gay on the brain recentlyOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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And you.....naked!My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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This place bites because - all the girls have braces?
Or because any random shit face can post shit like this? Who knows? All I know is, this place really does bite. I mean, look at my leg, do you think this happened over night?Save a tree; eat a beaver
1:Mefesto> king let me say you something
1:Mefesto> you are a soon of a biatch with retarded face like nostra damus and you got a hump on your dick
WHY TALK SHIT WHEN YOU ALREADY MAKE IT?!Comment
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as far as the avatar goes - i'm lazyOriginally posted by Wikipedia article on 2112, an album by RushComment
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That's not the Jerome Scuggs I know and love.....oh wait, yea it is.Originally posted by JeromeOriginally posted by ToneComment
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