useless crap

[PolluX]

Number of Pecks in a Bushel: 12
Number of numbers needed to count to ten: 10
Gallons of snot produced by the average human per year: 1.71
Height, in feet, from which a cat can be dropped and still survive: 100.34
Height, in feet, from which a baby can be dropped: 5.2
Number of fluid ounces of 7-Up it takes to explode after eating Pop Rocks: 12.6
Number of holes in a human head (no piercings): 5
Number of doughnuts in a "Baker's Dozen": 13
Average number of doughnuts your car can do in the Baker's yard before he calls the cops: 4
Number of orgasms a man can have before a 'blow out': 12,678
How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop: 12, 678
How many licks it takes to get to the center of a human head: 12,678,876,231
Average number of nipples on a human body: 2.15
Percentage of Americans over 40 who can't remember where they were when they first heard John F. Kennedy died: 17
Percentage of Americans over 40 who can't remember who John F. Kennedy was: 13.1
Maximum number of people stuffed into a phone booth at the height of the 1950s fad: 17
Maximum number of fat guys: 1
Percentage of straight men who admit they are attracted to the women in the cast of "Melrose Place": 89
Percentage of straight men who admit they are attracted to the women in the cast of "Laugh-In": 93
Average number of fingers on the human body: 10.8
Average number of fingers on a dog: .04
Average number of bowel movements a human takes in a lifetime: 103, 261
Average number of times said human finishes, looks into the toilet and says: "whoah!": 27
Approximate number of rodent hairs in a pack of Oscar Meyer bologna: 8
Approximate number of rodent hairs left on the rodent: 6
Approximate number of these entries which are funny: 6

[Twerp]

Average number of fingers on the human body: 10.8

Doubt it, as the thumb is not a finger, therefore, the majority would have 8 and the average would be somewhere around high 8's.

[Sleuth]

Average number of nipples on a human body: 2.15

?????

[Squeezer]

yea, I also heard somewhere that the average human eats like 3 spiders in their lifetime.

[project dragon]

How many licks it takes to get to the center of a human head: 12,678,876,231

How has this been tested?

[Sube]

by some sick sadist? but yea about 3 spiders per lifetime

[D.A.C.]

Average number of fingers on a dog: .04

So some dogs have human fingers or dog fingers.

[Sube]

paws?

[Mr. Peanuts]

ive eaten way more than that man

[ZeUs!!]

I heard it was 8, they crawl in your mouth when you're asleep

[Colossos]

it's 8 a year...

[PolluX]

I only know spiders that eat... but maybe that's just lag

<_<

[PolluX]

• •0.3 per cent of all road accidents in Canada involve a moose.
  
  • 13 people a year are killed by vending machines falling on them.
  
  • 4 per cent of the U.S. population are vegetarians.
  
  • 40 per cent of cat and dog owners carry pictures of their pets in their wallets.
  
  • 40 per cent of women have hurled footwear at a man.
  
  • 50 per cent of bank robberies take place on Fridays.
  
  • 70 per cent of all boats sold are used in fishing.
  
  • 90 per cent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.
  
  • A car is stolen every 30 seconds in the U.S.
  
  • About 200 babies are born worldwide every minute.
  
  • Approximately 97.3978271128 per cent of all statistics are made up.
  
  Personnally I like this one • Assuming Rudolph was in front, there are 40,320 ways to rearrange the other eight reindeer.
  
  • August is the month when most babies are born.
  
  • The average 4-year-old asks over 400 questions a day.
  
  • The average adult spends about 12 minutes in the shower per day.
  
  • The average person keeps old magazines for 29 weeks before they throw them out.
  
  • The average person speaks about 31,500 words per day.
  
  • The average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.
  
  • The average person will spend two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic lights to change.
  
  • Children between the ages of two and seven, on average, colour for 28 minutes every day.
  
  • Couples who marry in January, February and March tend to have the highest divorce rates.
  
  • Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada has the largest number of bars per capita than anywhere else in the world.
  
  • In Calcutta, 79 per cent of the population live in one-room houses.
  
  • It would take more than 150 years to drive a car to the sun.
  
  • The longest kiss on record lasted 130 hours and two minutes.
  
  • Married men tip better than unmarried men.
  
  • Men are 1.6 times more likely to undergo by-pass heart surgery than women.
  
  • The most hazardous season: summer.
  
  • Odds of being killed by a dog: one in 700,000.
  
  • Odds of being killed by a tornado: one in 2,000,000.
  
  • Odds of being killed by falling out of bed: one in 2,000,000.
  
  • Odds of being killed in a car crash: one in 5,000.
  
  • Odds of being murdered: one in 20,000.
  
  • Odds of dying in the bathtub: one in 1,000,000.
  
  • Qatar has the lowest death rate in the world at 1.6 deaths for every 1,000 persons.
  
  • The record for the world’s worst driver is shared by (1) a 75-year old man who received 10 traffic tickets, drove on the wrong side of the road 4 times, committed 4 hit-and-run offences and caused 6 accidents, all within 20 minutes on 15 Oct 1966; and (2) a 62-year-old woman who failed her driving test 40 times before passing it in August 1970 (by that time she had spent over $1,000 in lessons and could no longer afford to buy a car).
  
  • The safest age of life is 10 years old.
  
  • Sweden has the least number of murders annually.
  
  • Women shoplift more than men – the statistics are four to one.
  
  • You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.

[PolluX]

edit: yay triple post, sry about that. My computer didn't want to work with me.

[Da1andonly]

... and (2) a 62-year-old woman who failed her driving test 40 times before passing it in August 1970 (by that time she had spent over $1,000 in lessons and could no longer afford to buy a car).

My driver-teacher (wtf?) had this african lady who wanted to get a drivers license. She couldn't speak finnish, swedish nor english. And he couldn't speak zimbabwean or swahili, she had to take over 150 lessons (á 15€) before she passed.