Your most embarassing moment...... ever

[Bioture]

I think i just had my most embarrasing moment of the decade...

I was at this branch chiefs meeting (i'm currently supporting the USCIS) and afterwards, people usually hang out around outside the board room to chat, my cube is located a couple steps away, so I was there whistling the "2 girls 1 cup" song since I just saw a bunch of reactions on youtube. One of the division chiefs came over and was all like "hey... where did I hear that song?"

I got all red and tried to explain that I saw it on youtube somewhere.

[Cops]

i was drunk and started making fun of girls who have muscles, my buddy with his girlfriend (who's a tank) was standing right there, in my defense at this point I never met her before.

[Cops]

Last Thursday at college we had guestspeaker, Mr. Christos Sirros (Délegué général du Québec à Bruxelles). He was there to speak about the immigration in the Canadian and Quebecoise (?) context. I woke up late and was 10 minutes too late in the aula, he already started... So when I entered he stopped talking and waited for me to be seated. I started to make an apologie ...in English... while I saw my classmates shaking their heads and whispering something. When I finished my apologie Mr. Christos Sirros spoke again: (In French) As I was saying, we like to encourage our immigrants not to speak French ... the rest of the 3 hours was about why people should speak French and not English...
Actually I didn't care, but it could have been embarassing... :P

fixed.

[Ward]

Haha guess who it was. The lady from the bathroom. So I'm walking up there, and she asks me, "Are you the girl from the bathroom? You know, with the tampon?" Yea... the microphone was on and over 5,000 people heard her ask that.

Why do I smell bullshit again? Nobody is dumb enough to ask such questions at a formal scholarship award ceremony. If that's true, which I doubt, you could have easily sued her for publicly humiliating you.

BITCH CAUGHT LYING AGAIN GG

[Noah]

I have no clue if this is normal or not, but whatever.

Back in my young teen days, I used to watch porn with a buddy of mine, and we jerked off to it. This alone is kinda embarassing, but atleast we always sat in chairs facing somewhat different directions.
One time his father walked in on us. Seconds before he entered, I came, and shot my load inside this genious folded piece of paper I invented just for this purpose. I sat there with my cock in one hand, and the sperm in the other hand. Nobody said much, and I can't remember much of it. The only thing I can remember after that was that he were relieved when we told him we wasn't gay.

[phata$$]

I have no clue if this is normal or not, but whatever.

Back in my young teen days, I used to watch porn with a buddy of mine, and we jerked off to it. This alone is kinda embarassing, but atleast we always sat in chairs facing somewhat different directions.
One time his father walked in on us. Seconds before he entered, I came, and shot my load inside this genious folded piece of paper I invented just for this purpose. I sat there with my cock in one hand, and the sperm in the other hand. Nobody said much, and I can't remember much of it. The only thing I can remember after that was that he were relieved when we told him we wasn't gay.

This is the funniest thing I have ever read on the Trench Wars Forums.

[Pandagirl!]

BITCH CAUGHT LYING AGAIN GG

Fat loser who has no life caught caring about an 18 year old's life again?

[DankNuggets]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read on the Trench Wars Forums.

QFT

[Ward]

Fat loser who has no life caught caring about an 18 year old's life again?

luLZ the day I become fat is the day you recover from your ginger decease you ugly redhead.

What life? Lying to every1 to get attention?

[Jerome Scuggs]

luLZ the day I become fat is the day you recover from your ginger decease you ugly redhead.

ahahahaha

gingers

[Ward]

ahahahaha

gingers

Next thing she'll say is that she's been in a world trade center an hour before it collapsed

[Singularity]

Why is there this thing against red haired people on the internet? Could it be originating from the country where dyed blondes are considered hot?

[Ward]

Why is there this thing against red haired people on the internet? Could it be originating from the country where dyed blondes are considered hot?

Why do you think I have anything against poor redheads? They suffer enough prejudice in real life. This one just annoys the fuck out of me.

[Dack Falu]

ginger decease

lol

[Cops]

redheads

i've always wanted to see if the drapes match the rug.