Your most embarassing moment...... ever

[Send]

that's funny

I saw Snow Day last night on the Superstation (TBS, Tyalaaiu Bunkternuakke Sunedim) and thought of you :wub:

:wub: i saw a jeenyuss shirt yesterday and thought about you but it was kind of redundant

[stark]

For some reason I just remembered this

Originally Posted by cundor
So, I got up at 10 am today and the first thing I did when I got up was going downstairs to have some breakfast. When I came down I realised I was home alone (this is an important fact for the rest of my story). After my cup of coffee, I really felt like going to the toilet and completely own it. So I went to the toilet and I had to put of my dressing gown and then dropped down my Boxers. Then I was all settled to own the toilet and after I did some serious pooping, I realised that the toiletpaper wasn't on the spot it used to be....and when I started looking around I realised that there was no toiletpaper at all!!! And since I was home alone there was no one to shout at to get me some of the precious paper. So I stood up from the toilet and I went to the kitchen to get some paper towels. BUT I was completely naked and I had to walk pretty slow otherwise I might spoil some poop on the carpet. Untill now the situation looks pretty normal, but now it really gets bad When I was looking in the kitchen for paper towels, my mom came in. She screamed and was like 'wtf are you doing there naked with paper towels!!!!!!" And I was like: "there was no toilet paper" and she was like "yeah right"
I felt pretty embarrased...

[Da1andonly]

i was waiting for some "my mother caught me-storys", but this was close enough..

ahhaahah! reminded me of this:


2: Verto> lol kuk fitta
2: Verto> morsan kom in när jag runkka lol
2: Desperate> HGHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
2: Verto> vittu va nolo
2: Desperate> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA verto
2: Da1andonly <ER>> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LVERITO
2: Da1andonly <ER>> LAOLFDOALFAF
2: Desperate> ROFLFLKMMAOMA
2: Verto> o de värsta e att hon måst börja säga någå dåliga vitser som t.ex.
"sprutar det bra"
2: Verto> siis vittu
2: Desperate> LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOLHAJHAhaHHAHAHAHJAHHAHAHAH
2: DEA> "sprutar de bra"
2: DEA> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
2: DEA> ROFL ROFLERO ALAOASJAODRE

[soup]

translate it

[Da1andonly]

2: Verto> lol cock pussy
2: Verto> my mom came in when I was masturbating
2: Desperate> HGHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
2: Verto> fuck, so humiliating
2: Desperate> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA verto
2: Da1andonly <ER>> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LVERITO
2: Da1andonly <ER>> LAOLFDOALFAF
2: Desperate> ROFLFLKMMAOMA
2: Verto> and the worst part is that she has to start saying bad jokes, for example "is it flying well?"
2: Verto> for fucks sake
2: Desperate> LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOLHAJHAhaHHAHAHAHJAHHAHAHAH
2: DEA> "is it flying well"
2: DEA> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
2: DEA> ROFL ROFLERO ALAOASJAODRE

[ZeUs!!]

That story definately doesn't warrent a "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH" or "LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOLHAJHAhaHHAHAHAHJAHHAHAHAH"

[Hero*]

To sum up my story:
I was making out with this girl and feeling her up and such anbd I had a boner and my fly was open and i wasnt wearing boxers and this was at a party while i was piss drunk.

[Jeenyuss]

did you stand up and did somebody try and hang a coat on you?

[un.]

tried to go skinnydipping at a local swimminghall at first grade,
tho thanks to my dear ol classmate just not everyone did get to see my weenie, just my class.

[Nickname]

I can't think of anything truly embarissing that i've done, generally i do embarissing things on purpose, you know for a laugh, and then they're not embarissing.



I remember one time, I was making out with my girlfriend of the time in this back room in her basement. her family collects stuffed animals for some reason, and they we're all piled on top of each other in this little room. So we're lying on top of them and things are progressing and slowly we both end up naked, and then the groudn shuffles below us. A buddy of mine, in his alcoholic haze, decided he wanted to sleep under a shitload of animals, so i started to get in on, on top of my semi conscious friend, who i didn't know was there.

It wasn't really embarassing, I think he saw me bareassed, but who cares.

[Facetious]

one time when i was on a wilderness course in mexico i shat myself, that was pretty bad. we ate a bunch of rehydrated beans and stuff like that on the course, and we were sleeping on a really huge beach that didnt have any trees or anything behind it, just a bunch of narrow cactuses that were two feet tall. so all of a sudden i have to shit really bad and i try to duck behind one of the cactuses because it looked like it might be big enough but it wasnt. anyway, when i ducked i farted, but i farted really wet nasty shit. worst part is you cant do laundry out there. i walk back to camp and someone wanted me to help with dinner or something and i was like "hold on i have a situation here i just shat myself"

[Pandagirl!]

1:Pandagirl!> Hellllllo
1:bubbles19518> CENSORED LEFT!
1:Pandagirl!> I know
1:Pandagirl!> Thank God
1:bubbles19518> Amen
1:bubbles19518> I was just going to clarify that that was a happy caps lock chat
1:bubbles19518> not a sad or angry one
1:Pandagirl!> Haha
1:Censored.> :/ thanks guys
:bubbles:OMG
(bubbles19518)>LOL
:bubbles19518:ROFL
:bubbles19518:HAHA
:bubbles19518:LOL
(bubbles19518)>Awkward
(bubbles19518)>lolololol
:bubbles19518:I'm turning red IRL
(bubbles19518)>This is gonna be on my forum sig some day
:bubbles19518:I forgot to check the second line of chat
(bubbles19518)>well usually when someone leaves a squad they leave chat too
4:Pandagirl!> I JUST GOT HOJAXD

[RoDNeY]

i was wearing light shorts sitting on the couch and my mom was sitting next to me and i forgot i had a hard on when i stood up and turned and accedently stuck it right in my moms face lololol

[Twerp]

i was wearing light shorts sitting on the couch and my mom was sitting next to me and i forgot i had a hard on when i stood up and turned and accedently stuck it right in my moms face lololol

HAHAHHA :P

[Spliffing]

colossos shut up and post embarrasing moments, instead of trying to be funny and having it back fire right up your ass :P