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  • #16
    Speaking for Creed, I would like to apologize Nickelback. I just wanted to trick girls into thinking I was sensitive so I could get a lil sumpin-sumpin. I also apologize for my part in screwing over the Wrens. I do not apologize for being the monolithic rock god that is me. On the next album, I will play the guitar with my cock while singing about god and how much love I have to give. Also, this is a little known fact, but Eddie Vedder is actually a time traveller. He stole my sound. Fuck it, I take it back. You peons deserve Nickelback for buying into his propaganda. Fuck Vedder and fuck McCready. Any of you fuckers cross me and I'll hit you with Fred Durst. You don't want to get Fred Durst on you, do you?

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    • #17
      Okay I'll stop.

      PS: I didn't know GHB's threads were ever funny.

      EDIT: I heard Fred Durst is like 5'6". Wutmuggafutta

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      • #18
        In recognition of Pearl Jam's 10 years of rocking it like he had terminal athlete's foot, I present this picture of Damn Yankees.

        Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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        • #19
          If you leave out Ugly Kid Joe I'll be wrecking YOUR shop, ConcreteSchlyrd.
          PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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          • #20
            I understand what you're trying to say to a certain extent zeus, as it is important to develop your own personality, but in my opinion, it's pretty natural if you see someone (let's say PH) getting praised for posting something funny or random, you're gonna want to do the same so you'll get praised - it's only logical.

            I just realised while typing this that it's actually called Social Learning, and I remember studying it in psychology. For this reason, I am going to add a sorcerer smilie to my post.

            :sorcerer:
            1:LMAO> lets do everything dirty
            1:LMAO> hack
            1:LMAO> i will back u up
            1:LMAO> whatever it takes to win

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            • #21
              This is what it sounds like when the thugs cry.

              Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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              • #22
                well uh

                sorry
                NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                internet de la jerome

                because the internet | hazardous

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                • #23
                  Random? There's always a method to my madness, dude. Sometimes it's just hidden beneath the white text, fake URLs and animated GIFs. Most of the time when I'm "random", a thread has either outlived its usefulness or just plain sucks, and as such nothing I could possibly contribute to the thread would salvage it, so I just cut to the chase and act a fool.

                  I strive for one thing on these forums, and that's entertainment. Sometimes my antics come off as random. At times I toe the line between comical and rule-breaking. My behavior can be interpreted in countless ways. One thing remains true, though: love it or leave it, my style won't change. I am who I am.

                  And I damn sure ain't no motherfuckin' Creed.
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                  Originally posted by the_paul
                  Gargle battery acid fuckface
                  Originally posted by Material Girl
                  I tried downloading a soundcard

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                  • #24
                    lol sorry if there's a method, but a lot of it seems random. I'm not complaining though, I enjoy random humour, and often your posts make me laugh irl.
                    1:LMAO> lets do everything dirty
                    1:LMAO> hack
                    1:LMAO> i will back u up
                    1:LMAO> whatever it takes to win

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                    • #25
                      I'm the token black guy, stop opressing me.
                      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                      • #26
                        LB and j=t are the Diversity Department.

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                        • #27
                          Anyone remember Zabuza? He was copying a different person every week when he was on here.

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                          • #28
                            Anyone that copies me needs to hook me up via paypal, it doesn't matter what Zeus says if LB gets the shizzle, for rizzle my nizzle.
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #29
                              true true, original ideas are much better when they're the original idea. get it?
                              Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
                              -Buddha

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                              • #30
                                i'd have to say 90% of my posts are actually lyrics taken from the spoken word coffeehouse artists i listen to on my ipod, gigs upon gigs of it.
                                NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                                internet de la jerome

                                because the internet | hazardous

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