I suffer a temporary ego-based self-image of separateness.

[Squeezer]

don't tell her anything.

Just fuck her brains out.

and yes, that was a pun.

[Rab]

If she's hot, go along with her bullshit to get her into bed.

If she's ugly, tell her she should seek professional help.


(If she's in-between, it depends how desperate you are)

[Cops]

give her a jelly filled donut, cum in her face then punch her nose.

[Levis Note]

the mail will make me look silly out of context .. it says things like:

"....It seems that somehow or another you have gained a temporary ego-based self-image of separateness. A condition that I can only see as painful and unrewarding. When people hold on to this belief for any amount of time they inevitably create manifestations/situations in which this is a true reality. Of late, I have found myself uncomfortable with your advances toward me in trying to include me in this reality-for it does not resignate [resonate] true within me. However, I can identify with these feelings...."

When i never made any advances toward her, never flirted, never asked out. Called her twice in 3 months, Didnt IM with her because she ignores IMs so i stopped after a certain amount of hellos knowing it wasnt that she was AFK.

[CrvenBan]

As I was sitting in my chair,
I knew the bottom wasn't there,
Nor legs nor back, but I just sat,
Ignoring little things like that.

[Vykromond]

a true reality lolololol

[deathking]

wtf tell her to stfu

[Galleleo]

did she use a thesaurus?

Who in their sane mind (excluding 80 year old professors at university's) would wanna use that kind of language when talking to "friends"

[PaulOakenfold]

Punch her in the ovaries and then put your cig out on her clit.

[ZeUs!!]

She reckons that every now and then you think you're better than everyone. Why she couldn't have put that in the first place is beyond me

[ÆNIMA]

Is she taking psychology classes? If so, she's probably going around categorizing everyone she knows, because really now...what else can you do with a major like that?

[Levis Note]

send this?

[Zerzera]

Tell her to keep psychology out of her own life. You don't see a surgeon operating himself either.

[Lucon]

Tell her to bend over while naked.