ITT Jerome Scuggs gets hit by a girl

[Richard Creager]

Personally I think you should rematch her, next time you see her, fucking start popping into her ass out of nowhere like she did to you, then as you're standing over her beaten body ask her how it fucking feels. At this point also feel free to berate her ass as much as you like for the physical pain you had to go through over a fucking Eric Clapton song combined with her oversized ego, which again needs to be hammered down so fucking hard. Hopefully she has a boyfriend (too lazy, didn't read) so that way, for the price of one sly remark you get to enjoy not one but THREE real live bouts, which in my book counts as a damn good day/week/whatever.

[gran guerrero]

creager wished this happened to him so he can live this fantasy.

[Mulkero]

Macro mode in your camera jerome? :P

[Jerome Scuggs]

i just split my lip open again because i opened my mouth too wide laughing too hard.

in all seriousness: thanks, creags. i seriously haven't laughed that hard in a few days, and i needed it. i'm going to school in about 30 minutes, so the dried blood will add a great effect to what i'm trying to go for here

[LoGGi!]

white/yellow, pretty normal since it's most likely not a flesh wound just the like.. umm 'membrane' or whatever you should call it, that is damaged, happened to me 3 times or so. Wich all of them has been during handball games/pracs =d

[Liquid Blue]

Personally I think you should rematch her, next time you see her, fucking start popping into her ass out of nowhere like she did to you, then as you're standing over her beaten body ask her how it fucking feels. At this point also feel free to berate her ass as much as you like for the physical pain you had to go through over a fucking Eric Clapton song combined with her oversized ego, which again needs to be hammered down so fucking hard. Hopefully she has a boyfriend (too lazy, didn't read) so that way, for the price of one sly remark you get to enjoy not one but THREE real live bouts, which in my book counts as a damn good day/week/whatever.

quality. Burning down her house is cool too, though.

[Richard Creager]

creager wished this happened to him so he can live this fantasy.

Actually, if the description of her is true (being attractive(problem with this point is the relativity of word), irish, and tough), then that would quite be the case, only thing is I would have definitely made sure I nailed her back after the first hit before she could get another on me. Something about the sucker punch really incites the rage though, so the only problem is I might get pissed enough to use the legs of mine for the kick of flesh piercing on her. However, if she'd be able to continue the fight after being kicked by me, she's a keeper. Or if she is taken/has true unwavering hatred for one, she'd be a sweeper instead, that is, sweeping her ass as soon as I'm ready to finish the fight. I know for a fact that Irish women have generally large racks, and a direct sweep landing her on her back combined with the falling weight of 'dem bags would certainly knock the fight out of her, or if not, for sure her ability to breath enough to continue.

[CrvenBan]

Got whooped by a girl


One out of few incidents involving a girl (where the girl in question would wrongly assume she could throw punches and/or do other shit without getting slapped cuz she was a girl): we were in an elevator and for some reason (dont remember now) she started to talk about punching me (in the face or in the balls) and she swung at me hitting me in the shoulder and was like: now for real...and as she tried to swing again I quickly moved close to her (so her punch was too long) and in the moment of pure divine inspiration I kneed her with full strenght...in the pussy...so she was thrown up and away into the wall She didn't appreciete that one bit....

[Mr. Peanuts]

The toungue/mouth is one of the quickest healing parts of your body, maybe it's just the toungue. You should definately get some stitches if needed to prevent infection though.

really? because ive had TWO FUCKING MOUTH ULCERS THAT WON'T GO AWAY for the past week.

[genocidal]

One time I said, "Women should never have gotten the right to vote, much less speak in public." This feminazi slut heard me and slapped so I murdered her whole family in the pussy. The end.

[Hero*]

told my friends gf to go bake me a cake and get in the bedroom. have never talked to a girl since.

[Jeenyuss]

really? because ive had TWO FUCKING MOUTH ULCERS THAT WON'T GO AWAY for the past week.

Maybe it's just somethin' I heard.

[Jerome Scuggs]

No, it's true, besides my doctor telling me that the other day, my mouth looks different literally every time I see it in a mirror (in a good way). Like, this morning before school it looked like I had a tooth sticking out my my lip because of the giant white scab, and after school my lip almost looks normal - veerrryy little swelling, and the scab split in half and a new, smaller scab formed, which means the mouth is just generating new skin. This morning I couldn't open my mouth, now I can eat food without having to cut it up.

Ulcers are a different story altogether - that's not a cut or a tear, it's inflammation or infection, which the body can't exactly heal quickly.

[Centurion]

One time I said, "Women should never have gotten the right to vote, much less speak in public." This feminazi slut heard me and slapped so I murdered her whole family in the pussy. The end.

Marry Me.

[Squeezer]

challenge her to a fight.....then shoot her.....in the head.